the mario theme wins the most-catchy song award though hear it once, and its stuck in your head for a week
Have you ever tried to blow your nose and fart at the same time?
You can't do em together, can you? It's like you're afraid you'll lose complete control, and wind up cleaning far more of the bathroom than you originally intended.
Have you ever had to sneeze while peeing? Difficult feat to accomplish indeed.
My mom sneezed and farted at the same time on her 44th birthday?
i did once and pissed on my pants
Lol, Shagrath from Dimmu Borgir marries the ex of Nicolas Cage (Christina Fulton).