Life is fanfuckingtastic

[NAD]

did not take her anywhere, but my new lady just took about 4 hours this rainy afternoon to completely scrub clean my hellhole of a dirtbag apartment ... if this does not make her a keeper, not sure what does.

That rules. My new chick is impressed that I keep my bathroom clean for her, normally the mirror is covered in water spots and there are beard and fro leavins everywhere. Now it's all shiny and shit.

I recently consumed an In-n-Out Booger and I'm considering drinking a beer before passing out.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

The In-and-Out's on Camrose.
I said NEAR the In-and-Out Burger.

 

[NAD]

Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs.

 

[snow2fall]

did not take her anywhere, but my new lady just took about 4 hours this rainy afternoon to completely scrub clean my hellhole of a dirtbag apartment ... if this does not make her a keeper, not sure what does.

Sounds like you've found yourself a cleaning lady or mother replacement rather than a girlfriend... The name Ödipus springs to mind.

 

[Captain Beard]

the oedipus complex in itself was proven false years ago.

 

[snow2fall]

the oedipus complex in itself was proven false years ago.

Many guys seem to be looking for some sort of mother replacement anyway, a woman to feed them and clean after them. :Smug:

 

[Reign in Acai]

Many guys seem to be looking for some sort of mother replacement anyway, a woman to feed them and clean after them. :Smug:

 

[unhinged]

monday is wine ration day
I'm stocked ..so I guess life is bearable again

 

[Johanna]

Sounds like you've found yourself a cleaning lady or mother replacement rather than a girlfriend...

You cant be a girlfriend if you clean up?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I dunno, I can't stand the idea of having somebody clean my shit for me. I'd have to clean it before I'd let them clean it, just on principal (Fucking scottish heritage )....

That, and the satisfaction from cooking for yourself and others is pretty kickass. Especially if you try and do something different and new most of the time.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

My Girlfriend and I have a shared understanding, she knows I cant cook, and she knows I get frustrated if my chaotic order of things is out of whack. So we cook, clean, etc. together, works out better since neither of us are particularly "domestic" I would say.

 

[Erik]

jesus people who are positive about life are annoying

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

jesus people who are positive about life are annoying

 

[Dick Sirloin]

There's always something... suspicious about it.

 

[Erik]

no its just i mean yeah i realize life can be good sometimes but that's no reason to be happy is it

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Or use punctuation!

 

[lizard]

well because behind every turn there is a bad thing waiting to descend like flesh eating bacteria.

 

[Erik]

Or use punctuation!

meh i thought "no its just i mean yeah" was some of my better work to date personally

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I liked it, it was very gen-x

 

[Erik]

generation x termination
the blind leading the blind towards the end of the earth
sweet cyanide seduction
grown numb from the poison that guides mankind beyond all hopes of rebirth

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WORLD SUICIDE