Life is fanfuckingtastic

[lurch70]

Sounds like you've found yourself a cleaning lady or mother replacement rather than a girlfriend... The name Ödipus springs to mind.

did not ask her to do this ... actually i started the whole process as the place needed a spring cleaning ... and i keep my joint in pretty good shape ... she just went a bit overboard on her end.

but it is true, men look for their mothers and women for their fathers in relationships ... not exact clones ... but qualities they like and are used to about them.

 

[Erik]

men look for their mothers and women for their fathers

this sentence just boggled my mind for a good 10 seconds

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

no its just i mean yeah i realize life can be good sometimes but that's no reason to be happy is it

Meh, I like being happy, it's more fun that way and time goes by faster. I know and fully expect life to kick me in the balls in everything I do. I'm not a blind optimist. In fact, I'm a horrible pessimist. But I still try and be a happy fellow.


To each their own (I'll just take an automatic dislike to you if it's something that strongly contrasts my ideas )

 

[NAD]

Yeah I'll fully admit to wanting to find a woman that is similar to my mom in a lot of ways. Mostly because I enjoy kickass women and my mom certainly kicks ass. The only real "whoa creepy" similarity I generally look for is that I dig short chicks, and my mom is pretty short. I think that's just a coincidence though. Oh yeah and she's pretty smart + strong, and I hate stupid + weak chicks. That part is just common fucking sense.

Mondays fucking suck, but life is still good.

 

[lizard]

I get suspicious when things are going TOO well because I know that just like dogs, life can turn on you with fetid fangs.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

LOL at Lizard and his random interjections of pessimism!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I look for a woman who is basically a female version of me but with a better work ethic. Being smarter than me is catchy too, and other stuff.

 

[NAD]

Dude I trust my dogs a whole fuckton more than I do life.

 

[Erik]

I don't even remember what my mother was like anymore

So yeah I dunno how I'm supposed to find girls that resemble her (spare me the necrophilia jokes)

EDIT: I only know this; my mother had short hair and I absolutely CAN NOT DEAL with girls with short hair, they are absolutely 0% physically attractive to me regardless of how they look otherwise

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Dude I trust my dogs a whole fuckton more than I do life.

haha, yeah, thats true. i trust my dog more than I do people as well.

 

[lizard]

LOL at Lizard and his random interjections of pessimism!

just the other day I realized that the older you get, the more people you have met or know of, and therefore, the older you get, the more people you hear of who die or get run over by trains or OD that you actually know gets larger and larger, simply cause your pool of acquaintances is larger.

 

[lizard]

haha, yeah, thats true. i trust my dog more than I do people as well.

I had to use dogs cause people don't have fangs. or at least most don't.

 

[Erik]

just the other day I realized that the older you get, the more people you have met or know of, and therefore, the older you get, the more people you hear of who die or get run over by trains or OD gets larger and larger, simply cause your pool of acquaintances is larger.

the older i get, the fewer people i know

 

[Dick Sirloin]

just the other day I realized that the older you get, the more people you have met or know of, and therefore, the older you get, the more people you hear of who die or get run over by trains or OD gets larger and larger, simply cause your pool of acquaintances is larger.

And what if you had a big extended family? You'd be faced with a big death probably every couple-three years or so

 

[lurch70]

Being smarter than me is catchy too, and other stuff.

oh yeah, love women that are smarter than me ... but usually they don't like me ... hate pushovers

 

[lizard]

And what if you had a big extended family? You'd be faced with a big death probably every couple-three years or so

exactly.

so far guys I've known have died from

military helicopter crash
exposure in the alps
heroin overdose
scuba accident
gunshot wound in Belize
van accident as the designated driver

and try as I might I keep meeting new people and they are all going to be sucked into AC units or die in a fiery interstate accident and it all sucks.

 

[NAD]

My new chick and I argue over who is smarter, because neither of us wants to take responsibility when anything goes wrong. "You're the smart one! This is all your fault!" How gay.

Seriously though I'm pretty sure she's smarter than me and it gives me a raging hardon.

 

[lizard]

My new chick and I argue over who is smarter, because neither of us wants to take responsibility when anything goes wrong. "You're the smart one! This is all your fault!"

that's true. life is so much easier when you're stupid.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

that's true. life is so much easier when you're stupid.

Was that an ultimate ZING to the thread-starter?

 

[lurch70]

that's true. life is so much easier when you're stupid.

haha ... so true.

a buddy of mine is always making it a point to prove he is smarter and that he is "right" to his wife ... the dude is always stressed.

meanwhile for us ... his friends ... it is painfully obvious who the real smart person is