Males and Females

[Dak]

Tell him that you thought about it and realized that limiting magazine sizes would be a reasonable gun reform

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Tell him that you thought about it and realized that limiting magazine sizes would be a reasonable gun reform

For fucks sake, I'm not aiming to see a grown man cry. You monster.

 

[Zephyrus]

Experiment, Day 1.

Created the fake account. Didn't put ANY information about myself except for a few things in the box on the right. Used a photo of an attractive woman.

It's been 6 hours since I created the account and I already have 13 messages and over 50 profile views. Holy fucking shit. I'm going to read through them tonight.

 

[The Ozzman]

Experiment, Day 1.

Created the fake account. Didn't put ANY information about myself except for a few things in the box on the right. Used a photo of an attractive woman.

It's been 6 hours since I created the account and I already have 13 messages and over 50 profile views. Holy fucking shit. I'm going to read through them tonight.

Post them here!

 

[Dak]

This is almost better than being privy to Ashley Madison bot chats.

 

[unknown]

What picture did you use?

 

[Nephilim96]

He used a picture of your mom.

 

[Zephyrus]

What picture did you use?

I used a picture that Draele posted a few days ago. Girl in a leather skirt with studs.

So far one person was clever enough with computers to figure out my pic was "stolen." No idea if there's some reporting feature that will cause my profile to get taken down, but everyone else has definitely been fooled so far.

Most of the messages so far have been typical "hey what's up lol," but there are a couple more interesting ones.

"R u real ? U r pretty like angel"

"I see I don't exactly fit your age criteria and that we don't have a particularly high match percentage, yet, something about your profile captivated me so I felt compelled to send a message. And there it is"

"Hi what kind of relationship you looking for on here you are very beautiful "

"Just wanted to say you are very beautiful. I can email pics of me promise you'll like."

"Nice to see another atheist. Gorgeous profile pic! What did you do your masters in? Would love to hear back "

" I may not have a Harley but I do have a
stationary bicycle, a box fan, a leather vest,
Steppenwolf "Born to Be Wild" cd and
a washable tattoo, so...HELL YA! "


This is a bit overwhelming and I'm not sure if I'll message any of them back. No dick pix so far thankfully.

 

[Zephyrus]

Man, I actually feel guilty doing this. I have never been good at dishonesty.

I put "history and mythology nerd" in my About Me section. Getting a few messages related to that.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I used a picture that Draele posted a few days ago. Girl in a leather skirt with studs.

So far one person was clever enough with computers to figure out my pic was "stolen." No idea if there's some reporting feature that will cause my profile to get taken down, but everyone else has definitely been fooled so far.

Yeah, I'm a mod on the site, which basically entails voting whether or not a picture or profile should be deleted based on OKC's guidelines (aka, I delete pictures of pets, fake spambot photos of pornstars and models, pictures of landscapes, and dick picks). I'm betting the best way to pull this off would be to copy and slightly edit profiles of actual girls on the site that live on the other side of the country and use the slightly edited real profiles as the fake profiles. That way its "legitimate," so your pics and profile won't get flagged for appearing stock. That, and you'll get men too excited with your man interests

 

[Zephyrus]

Well in that case I better delete it. It was a worthwhile exercise, but kinda nauseating, to be honest. As I said, just wanted to see what it was like on the other side of things.

 

[Matt]

I'm a mod there also, though I never do it anymore. So many fake profiles or people using pictures that aren't theirs.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Don't delete it, just take it up a notch. Pretend to be a lesbian and enjoy personalized titty pics.

As someone who thought 'women seeking women for platonic' meant I'd meet new friends... I assure you you'll get tits with your screen name sharpied on them.

 

[Zephyrus]

I already deleted it. Figured that it would get reported and be taken down. My mistake for choosing that kind of photo, but didn't feel right stealing someone else's pic from another profile.

 

[Matt]

Those first few messages are enough to show how swamped even remotely attractive women get with messages that generally are basic as fuck

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Yeah, I don't think I'd be able to handle the bukkaki fest that is MFW online dating if I were a woman.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

 

[CiG]

^

 

[Draehl]

Good stuff Zeph. That was probably a good pic choice too. Attractive, but not ridiculously a model pic or anything like that.

I'll probably get around to making that generic bro profile with my pic just to see what happens. I don't even think I'll do the alternate picture one. I'm far more interested in seeing if a more accessible/shallow/non-cave-troll version of myself really would attract more attention or not.

That's for another time, my vacation begins!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I think a woman passing by today may have shown physical interest in me. She was probably 5'8", I'd guess late 20s/early 30s, heavier but not unacceptably so, kind of a stern and masculine face but with a lot of makeup that gave her a sort of butch lesbian look, and wearing some kind of shiny blue/violet dress suit. We were going in opposite directions, and the first thing was that I noticed she had raised her hand to her face and started biting the side of one of her fingers, and when I looked at her she was staring straight at me. I looked away briefly and then back at her again and she was still staring but started to lower her hand. She then took the door on the right, and from my periphery I swear she turned her head to look at me again. At first I thought maybe it was her eyeliner that made the stare look more intense than it was and maybe my hair was really fucked up as it often is on the drive over to campus, but I thought I looked like my usual self today.

For people more attractive to women than me, how often do you notice random women in public intently staring at you even in close proximity? Quick glances at your bulge and such don't count. I need to determine the odds that this was genuine and not my imagination.