Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

FD is right. Men are like houses, Women are like cars. But if an old bitch is a dirty freak in the bedroom she's a god damn 85 Monte Carlo SS

 

[Dak]

Basically what I said but in one sentence.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

@CASSETTEISGOD dang. that shit is bleak as fuck.

What's SMV?

 

[CiG]

I agree with that for sure, it's pretty obvious considering it's normal for older men to be with younger women and not the other way around.

 

[Dak]

What's SMV?

"Sexual Market Value".

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Ahh okay. Yeah i agree with that Dak, especially now that everyone is suddenly a gym rat or fitness guru. The one thing you have some sorta control over is your body, so it makes sense how people now are focusing on staying fit. Kudos to those who have a good workout/fitness routine as that takes tons of willpower and dedication.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I don't think the cars analogy is very technically accurate because cars beyond a certain age don't depreciate but rise in value so long as the condition remains the same.

 

[The Ozzman]

I don't think the cars analogy is very technically accurate because cars beyond a certain age don't depreciate but rise in value so long as the condition remains the same.

So Cougars?

 

[Internally Deformed]

I like mongoloid bitches that know that's what they are and embrace it, by eating roadkill or wearing cut-off denim short-shorts, rather than pretending they're hot and normal. Drink moonshine bitch or F.O.A.D.

Oh so we're talking white trash, not this:

 

[CiG]

No I'm not talking about mongolians.

 

[Internally Deformed]

Mongoloid =/= Mongolian

 

[CiG]

Who gives a fuck. You know what I mean you overly literal dipshit.

 

[SentinelSlain]

So Cougars?

Well not really. Would you bone a 90 year old kim cattral?

 

[Internally Deformed]

Who gives a fuck. You know what I mean you overly literal dipshit.

Accurate racial classification is important, man. There's nothing worse than being called a Negroid when you're actually a Proto-Australoid.

 

[CiG]

I wasn't talking about race to begin with.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Did a tequila shot in between some girls tits last night while doing a bunch of coke. Shit was fun.

 

[The Butt]

Atta boy. Living the coke and titties life.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

My body hates me right now. I can't keep any food down. My shits are absolutely nasty. Totally worth it.

 

[The Ozzman]

Did a tequila shot in between some girls tits last night while doing a bunch of coke. Shit was fun.

A fine example for our future leaders you'll be teaching someday

 

[CiG]

Preferable to these strange cultural Marxists teaching these days perhaps. At least he won't radicalise students and turn them into feminazi SJW clowns.

At worst he might radicalise guys to eat junkfood, grow facial hair and dress like 70's Hells Angels members.