Males and Females

[arg]

check mark on hungarian and bulgarian the past couple days

 

[Cronopio]

Let me direct your attention in the way of this fine article here, folks:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/science-confirms-men-and-women-never-meant-to-be-m,19838/

 

[MasterOLightning]

I met this girl on OkCupid, and then there was a fire in her apartment building, so her insurance put her up in a hotel downtown. Lately I've been going there after work to have free dinner, drink about five glasses of free wine, and then going up to her room for sexytime. And of course having the continental breakfast in the morning and walking to work. It's been pretty much the best of times lately.

 

[damnromulans]

Cherish it! Continental breakfast sucks though, too bad there's not a brunch buffet

 

[Draehl]

I met this girl on OkCupid, and then there was a fire in her apartment building, so her insurance put her up in a hotel downtown. Lately I've been going there after work to have free dinner, drink about five glasses of free wine, and then going up to her room for sexytime. And of course having the continental breakfast in the morning and walking to work. It's been pretty much the best of times lately.

The way that story started off I thought it would end with you banging a high-end prostitute. I am very disappointed.

 

[unknown]

I met this girl on OkCupid, and then there was a fire in her apartment building, so her insurance put her up in a hotel downtown. Lately I've been going there after work to have free dinner, drink about five glasses of free wine, and then going up to her room for sexytime. And of course having the continental breakfast in the morning and walking to work. It's been pretty much the best of times lately.

sounds fricken awesome

 

[Zephyrus]

Had another nice evening walk all over campus with Wondercat tonight. We made out in the elevator when we got back to her dorm, then went our separate ways to do homework. Ladies and gentlemen, we're official.

 

[unknown]

well played, sir

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Fyi Zeph i'm bringing my top-secret experimental mind transferral device with me when i roll up to Maine this May, so that i can steal your obnoxiously awesome, perfect life and give you mine.

Fucker.

 

[wandering_taco]

Nice Zeph, I'm happy for you. Hope this one works out!

 

[damnromulans]

That was fast, damn son!

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Zeph doesn't fuck around with women.

 

[mutantllama]

seriously

 

[waif]

Amusingly, my girlfriend knows Alissa and is hoping to get a threesome with her. I find the blue hair rather horrible but am generally amenable to the concept.

 

[Episteme]

On a more positive note on my side, Latvian chick at work passed me her number and told me when her days off were and winked at me when I left work last night. *shrug* Should I just fuck the shit out of her? I reckon it'll be awkward to have to put up with her at work. So maybe I'll leave it and just go pick up random hoes. Or rather, just abstain for awhile and concentrate on other shit. Hah.

WAIF: Who is Aiyssa? You should have a 3some. The blue hair should be interesting to look at when you're doing her from behind.

 

[King Richard]

Not being on the pill rules, I initiated three-input this morning, MP is happy. Spring is in the air.

I'm sorry but, wtf is three-input?

 

[SentinelSlain]

I think she sucked him off and took it in the ass and fanny.

 

[The Butt]

Congrats Zeph!

 

[Matt]

Asskissing party. Forealz.

 

[waif]

@Episteme:
oops, failed to quote the post:

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