Males and Females

I met this girl on OkCupid, and then there was a fire in her apartment building, so her insurance put her up in a hotel downtown. Lately I've been going there after work to have free dinner, drink about five glasses of free wine, and then going up to her room for sexytime. And of course having the continental breakfast in the morning and walking to work. It's been pretty much the best of times lately.
 
I met this girl on OkCupid, and then there was a fire in her apartment building, so her insurance put her up in a hotel downtown. Lately I've been going there after work to have free dinner, drink about five glasses of free wine, and then going up to her room for sexytime. And of course having the continental breakfast in the morning and walking to work. It's been pretty much the best of times lately.

The way that story started off I thought it would end with you banging a high-end prostitute. I am very disappointed.
 
I met this girl on OkCupid, and then there was a fire in her apartment building, so her insurance put her up in a hotel downtown. Lately I've been going there after work to have free dinner, drink about five glasses of free wine, and then going up to her room for sexytime. And of course having the continental breakfast in the morning and walking to work. It's been pretty much the best of times lately.

sounds fricken awesome
 
Had another nice evening walk all over campus with Wondercat tonight. We made out in the elevator when we got back to her dorm, then went our separate ways to do homework. Ladies and gentlemen, we're official.
 
Fyi Zeph i'm bringing my top-secret experimental mind transferral device with me when i roll up to Maine this May, so that i can steal your obnoxiously awesome, perfect life and give you mine.

Fucker.
 
Amusingly, my girlfriend knows Alissa and is hoping to get a threesome with her. I find the blue hair rather horrible but am generally amenable to the concept.
 
On a more positive note on my side, Latvian chick at work passed me her number and told me when her days off were and winked at me when I left work last night. *shrug* Should I just fuck the shit out of her? I reckon it'll be awkward to have to put up with her at work. So maybe I'll leave it and just go pick up random hoes. Or rather, just abstain for awhile and concentrate on other shit. Hah.

WAIF: Who is Aiyssa? You should have a 3some. The blue hair should be interesting to look at when you're doing her from behind.
 
My input to this thread.

Oh, first of all, congratz Zeph, I saw the heart on facebook and also making up in elevator makes the waiting for your floor a lot shorter (if you didn't just go to the first one ;) ).

Well anyways, guys know that I've been into horsechick for some time and then started w/ the polish chick, who is her good friend. Horsechick completely stopped seeing me to "not mess things up", we're not even in contact anymore. Her man apparently still verily "dislikes" me though I don't even know him ffs. Few days back we were together, us three, after a long time, on some sort of ball and then went to a club. It really makes me angry in retrospective how horsechick acted. I touched her friendly like two times (and when I mean friendly, I mean w/out any sexual content, I would touch you guys like this and I'm no homo) and when I did, she started shouting at me to stop. This is really obnoxious and selfish imo, because I would never hit on her in front of my girl and I would definately not hit on her this way (and she hopefully knows that from her own experience).

She now keeps asking my girl if she didn't have trouble because of her. What the shit. I mean, they don't seem to understand that threesome (that's what I want to do w/ them) is something different. It's so hard to manage when you know both the girls so good. I mentioned it like twice in the club (half fun of some sort really, though I would really like it). I just came off as a total idiot, but I didn't really do anything. Horsechick then landed us keys of her man's flat which is totally absurd and it felt really weird being there. I once sent a message to hc at 10:30pm and they were fighting over it for three days. He really doesn't like my ass haha.

Otherwise it's all good. I just find it interesting how the two girls keep acting. I'm weird myself I guess but there's this cold logic behind my acts. Cold beer. Beer. Cigs. Beer.
 
Apparently the Facebook status really pissed off my ex.

Fuck her.

I've had enough of her being a complete bitch, and I won't let her be a cause of anxiety for me anymore. I've had it. I deleted her "BFFL's" from Facebook because they were always the wrench in the gears of my last relationship.

Liberation. FUCK YEAH