Males and Females

[Zephyrus]

If Rick has the sense of timing I do then he'll show up at her door when she's not there, then show up again later and she's still not there. And by then the neighbors get suspicious, call the police, and Rick finally sees her because she was informed of a creepy person stalking her.

 

[King Richard]

rooks...

I already have it planned out.

I arrive in Honolulu at 5 AM. I'll pick up my rental, head to the hotel and shower. After showering I'll walk down to the nearest cafe and grab a cup of coffee and a paper. I'll drink said cup of coffee and read said paper. By this time it should be around 8 AM. I'll head back to my hotel room, throw on my boardshorts and grab a towel and walk down to the beach. I'll lay out in the sun for a couple hours and take a few dips in the ocean to get myself all nice and oceany smelling. I'll head back to my hotel, style my hair up with a little Brylcreem, throw my clothes back on and head to her side of the island. By this time it should be around 10ish. Since the school she works at is still on summer break, she probably won't be waking up until 11-12, so before heading over to her place to surprise her, I'll hit up McDonalds and grab her her favorite breakfast (sausage mcmuffin, no egg, and a hashbrown, no drink). However, before I arrive at McDonalds I'll call her house phone because her mother will be up drinking coffe and watching the news. I'll ask if she or anyone else in the house wants some breakfast before I head over. She will most certainly be surprised by this news as well, but since Ashley will be sleeping she won't just wake her up to tell her I'm on the island let alone heading over there as we speak. This is a calculated risk because there is a slim chance she might wake her up, but hospitality makes me look good in the eyes of her family, and it's just a nice thing to do therefore worth the risk. After grabbing Ashley's breakfast I will arrive at her house and wait for her to wake up and watch the show.

After that I'll just offer to take her out somewhere to talk and then once we return back to her house I'll do what I flew all the way out there for, and that's get an answer.

Damn I'm smooth.

 

[damnromulans]

What the goddang hell is Brylcreem?

Do your best, you're the man.

Due to my employment I will not see MP until Friday. We will fuck each other's brains out in the car on the side of the road in broad daylight as soon as he picks me up. PON FARRRRRRRR

 

[zabu of nΩd]

^ Be sure to drink plenty of water if the weather is hot, to avoid dehydration.

Or swallow a lot of semen, whichever.

 

[Zephyrus]

A nice plan, Rick. But there are so many contingencies upon which it depends. Regardless, I hope it goes well.

 

[Tonka Time]

IT WAS THE PERFECT PLAN, UNTIL.....

 

[Vimana]

it was carried out verbatim.

 

[Tonka Time]

I was going to say "..Rob Schneider showed up"

 

[King Richard]

Thank you all for the kind words. We'll see how It goes. Ill post a status update whenever I get a chance.

 

[Vimana]

I'd tell the mother not to wake her daughter up. Just saying.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Considering his luck, he's going to get hit in his rental car by a local before he even gets to the hotel.

I mean, good luck!

 

[King Richard]

fucker

 

[Srontgorrth]

Good luck with everything Rick. And put that camera to use while you're in Hawaii too!

 

[Tonka Time]

I'm sure it's better there than in shit creek.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

what the fuck are you idjits talking about???

 

[Tonka Time]

 

[The Butt]

G'luck, Rick! Sometimes you just need some closure/answers man. Go fer it!

 

[Zephyrus]

I had a dream last night where I ended up on the floor of some room and there was huge, grapefruit-sized spider hanging down from the ceiling about to attack me. So I batted it away, only to wake up and realize I had punched my girlfriend in my sleep. Way to go, Zephyrus.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

ahhahaahha
I did that years ago, but it was a giant snake that wouldnt leave me alone.
Hit her right in the eye.

 

[challenge_everything]

I once started choking my ex because I was dreaming that a ghost was possessing her. True story. As you can imagine it took me a while to repair the damage there.