Males and Females

[The Ozzman]

Kinky.

 

[hexwind]

That's too bad.

There is also a lot of "hmm I wonder why he/she is single" going on in the mind. If someone is taken it confirms he or she is desirable.

wtf, i quoted The Ozzman to say the exact same thing !!!!

 

[unknown]

BURNNNNNNNNNNN

Drunk can be fun. Man Purse doesn't drink but he definitely takes advantage of me when I do bahahaha

*cue stereotype* I dated a Japanese girl for two years and good god...she would have one drink and be plastered and horny. It was pretty awesome

 

[damnromulans]

Why did you break up?

 

[Einherjar86]

When she had more than one drink she got abusive.

 

[The Ozzman]

or got whiskey clit, whichever

 

[Einherjar86]

I've never heard that expression. It means drier than a Dead Sea Scroll, I take it?

 

[damnromulans]

sigh i don't wanna be a susperia here but i am pretty sure it refers to dulled sensation in the clitoris, not lack of natural wetness

 

[The Ozzman]

I've never heard that expression. It means drier than a Dead Sea Scroll, I take it?

GOOGLE, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

 

[Einherjar86]

It was more fun to watch Krampus respond.

 

[damnromulans]

CHILDBIRTH IS SO BEAUTIFUL

 

[Chanakya]

Damn. Nobody noticed my Macbeth reference.

 

[Episteme]

I'm abit of an asshole when I'm drunk *understatement*, small things set me off. Because of that I try not to drink too much. That and drunk sex pretty much sucks.

Luckily my girlfriend doesn't like drinking and the effects of it, so we never have drunk or 'buzzed' sex.

 

[damnromulans]

let's start a "my white S/O is a teetotaller who loathes smoking" society.

 

[unknown]

Why did you break up?

she and my best friend decided they wanted to date each other (nothing to do with alcohol) and had been going behind my back and doing stuff for about a month or two.

 

[damnromulans]

still your best friend? that's a whole lot of bullshit.

 

[King Richard]

Is it even possible to rape yourself?

damn...you always manage to get me :Spin:

 

[unknown]

still your best friend? that's a whole lot of bullshit.

yeah he is actually. I don't talk to her much anymore. They were together for a couple of years, then broke up, and now he doesn't talk to her at all.

 

[King Richard]

I was under the impression Asians don't do so well with alcohol. My girlfriend and my Korean friend just get really hot and red in the face after a drink or so. Besides, my girlfriend is a sloppy drunk so I'd rather just keep her locked up in her cage tbh.

 

[King Richard]

she and my best friend decided they wanted to date each other (nothing to do with alcohol) and had been going behind my back and doing stuff for about a month or two.

Please tell me you beat this guys ass.