Males and Females

It's not like you're a high school teacher teaching some young girls the ways. I know of a female lecturer in her 40s who dates her 19 year old students. That's kind of wrong though.
 
So I "turned down" my qualifications for not desiring children and my matches just about tripled...I know I sure as hell wouldn't want to even think about it for a decade, but as of right now it's definitely a firm "no". I value my time/hobbies too much and don't want to be one of those dads that ignores their kids. There's a couple of rather cute matches coming up that say "maybe" to kids, so that's a consideration.
 
Okay, so I'm fucking this chick I hooked up with recently right. And she pulls away and squirts all over me and her body starts convulsing with her eyes rolling to the back of her head. And she does that over and over again the more we have sex.

She just wanted it to be the first and only time we hooked up, now she's calling me whenever she's randy. What do I do?

That's my story kids.
 
Episteme said:
Okay, so I'm fucking this chick I hooked up with recently right. And she pulls away and squirts all over me and her body starts convulsing with her eyes rolling to the back of her head. And she does that over and over again the more we have sex.

She just wanted it to be the first and only time we hooked up, now she's calling me whenever she's randy. What do I do?

That's my story kids.
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That means you're doing it right. Keep fucking her.
 
lol, the squirting is awesome, don't get me wrong, my first serious girlfriend was a squirter as well.

I just don't want to be in a relationship with this girl. It's the fact that I've made her do it so much (according to her, more than other guys she's been with) and I don't want her to latch on to me.

lulz. Every time we do it, her bed gets completely drenched.
 
Episteme said:
Woot, problem solved. She told me she just wants to fuck my brains out and she's also not after relationship. WIN.
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Why can't I get into situations like this?

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Zephyrus said:
Because you're not a camel-fucker who lives down under.
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I lol'd

Update on last night: So I texted this chick today and she was very terse in her responses. I'm opting to wait until later in the week to ask her to dinner next weekend so I don't seem too eager/desperate. Apparently, she only thought the conversation last night was awkward and was sorry she talked about work too much, but would be willing to try it again. The only con of this is that she's a nurse and works nights (7 PM to 7 AM) so the only way to really coordinate something would be for the weekends in the near future.

Dating and shit fucking sucks. I wish this shit was simpler and not so fucking intricate...
 
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