Well, fellas, it's done with the cute little cuntbag I was speaking about earlier. I saw her tonight and it was an absolute disaster. I'm sure (and I'm glad) that I made her feel like shit. Here's the deal:
I decided to go out to the club that I regularly go to. About an hour after I show up, waitress chick shows up. Was not expecting that at all. So we talked for a little bit and she did not appear to be upset at all about the text conversation we had earlier. So we got to know each other a little bit. Then we sort of parted ways and I go to talk to her a little later and she says some rude fucking thing to me like "you don't have anything to say." Burn, but absolutely fucking false as any of you fucks would know and as any of my friends know. So I'm dealing with a chick who makes snap judgments based on god knows what. But whatever, I have no idea what's going on in this chick's head. So a little later I'm talking to a lady friend of mine outside and I mentioned that I was texting back and forth with this chick, and she knew exactly who it was. So she tells me that this chick is crazy and described some event where she went all psycho.
There was no way in hell I wasn't gonna use this information against this chick. After all, she had been pretty rude to me (like rude for real, not the bullshitting, playful kind of rude). And, at any rate, I had assumed that any chance with her was nonexistent at this point. So I decided to get my sour grapes/you are a judgmental cunt deal going on. So I knew my lady friend was about to leave and I saw waitress chick walk out to get a smoke. So I decided to leave and say a quick word to waitress chick. I walked out, went up to her and she clearly thought I was about to say some supplicating bullshit to her, but I just walked up and said "Hey, I heard you're crazy." The look on her face was priceless. She clearly knew what I was talking about. She said, "Who told you that?" I said "Some cunt. It doesn't matter." Then she got all defensive and said "I may be crazy, but I'm genuine." I almost laughed but told her some shit along the lines of "Well, I'm genuine too. And I've had beautiful women, better looking than you, physically restrain me so I wouldn't leave them. So if you think I'm "not interesting," check yourself, bitch." Something along those lines. She was visibly stunned. Then lady friend comes out and we both agree to take off. As I drove away I saw waitress girl with her cute little head down all embarrassed/ashamed. Cunt. I hope she never shows up there again purely out of shame.
So, I didn't get inside of that, but I figured out that I think this chick sucks and I made her feel like the dumb little hussy she is, and here's a lesson: Don't judge chicks by their looks. They may look cute and "nice", but they might be as cunty as any obvious whorebag out there.
Fuck. Must find nice chick. Where the hell are they?
