Males and Females

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Holy shit you are completely psychotic.

...

If you're coming up here hit me up, we can grab a beer.

lmao

 

[Episteme]

males and whales! heyoooo.

I'm getting really excited about Montreal...

I loled.

 

[damnromulans]

WAIF - you got it, gimme your number again because I lost it.

Last night I went over to porkpal's and his morbidly obese (like 300 lbs plus, woman shorter than I am) neighbor actually walked down a tall flight of stairs to bang on the door and yell at us to quiet down. #winning

 

[waif]

lmao

Crazy people are way more fun.

Just never stick your dick in crazy. A friend of a friend is being absolutely stalked by this crazy girl he just broke up with. She alternates between slathering facebook with photos of her making out with other girls and then photos of her with this guy. Plus constant phone calls etc.
One of my friends gets regular texts from his ex-girlfriend (who dumped him over a year ago) even though he cut off contact a long time ago. Every month or two she texts him telling him she's found the love of her life, and then a few weeks later again telling him they've broken up.
Never stick your dick in crazy.

 

[Vimana]

"I always want to be in your life...but the romance I'm looking for, cannot be fulfilled by someone that doesn't feel the spirit with me, and have a similar love for it.
I love you Jeremy.
I swear it.
I do."

She sounds like one of those people who doesn't think people can truly enjoy life without believing in God. Good riddance.

 

[Onder]

"I always want to be in your life...but the romance I'm looking for, cannot be fulfilled by someone that doesn't feel the spirit with me, and have a similar love for it.
I love you Jeremy.
I swear it.
I do."

What a complete cunt.

 

[Zephyrus]

One of my best friends just came over because she wanted a pep talk from me over what to do about her boyfriend. They've been together two years and are approaching the deadly decision of whether they should stay together since they're both applying to grad schools and may end up in completely different places. She really wants to follow him wherever he goes but apparently he's not so committed.

Here's the twist. This girl was my first girlfriend. We were together about a month back in 2008, and have been best friends since I started dating Psychobitch in Spring of '09. My psychology must be fucked because now that I'm single there's something in me that wants her relationship to end, and somehow that will throw her upon me. This is really fucked up.

 

[Vimana]

Honestly, I think it's best that it does end. If she follows him, there's going to be resentment, at least on the subconscious level because she based and important life decision on him.

 

[Zephyrus]

Tell me about it.

Anyway, most recent ex now wants to come over Thursday for a "sleepover." Doubt it will happen but I said yes simply because I don't care what actually happens and might as well take what I can get.

 

[The Ozzman]

Sleepover? That sounds promising as fuck.

.

 

[Vimana]

That sounds promising of fuck.

 

[unknown]

more like a promising ass fuck amirite?!

 

[SentinelSlain]

I wish I had some women in my life. I think there have been too many bad tales about me going around.

 

[Onder]

I wish I had some women in my life. I think there have been to many bad tales about me going around.

Sure.

 

[The Ozzman]

I wish I had some women in my life. I think there have been too many bad tales about me going around.

Or maybe it's the fact that you act like a sociopath all the time?? All these women supposedly hit on you and you turn them down and then you wonder why there are no women in your life?

You trollin', bro?

 

[The Ozzman]

So, I set up another blind date for last night and it was fucking effortless. I connected with this chick on no level I've ever experienced. Intelligent, funny, driven and attractive...and into me. Is my life finally going to the right places?

Anyway, I got a text from Hot Nurse yesterday morning saying she would call me that day, but she never did. I'm kicking her to the curb. Enough of the flakiness for me.

 

[Srontgorrth]

Good luck Ozzman

Don't get your hopes to high though, as if things crash, it can fucking suck (aka me last month).

 

[Zephyrus]

Got a message from hot red-head Xtian ex saying "I love you!" today. Of course I reciprocated. I'm just confused at this point. Tomorrow night is a long way away in terms of how things go with her. Jesus.

 

[Episteme]

Decided to take an impulse flight to Singapore to catch up with some friends. I've been hanging out with a girl I met the last time I was here and it's been great, we hit it off like we did the last time when I met her. She's intelligent, funny, gorgeous and very different to a lot of singaporeans I know (another story). Unfortunately nothing can come out of it because of the distance between us. This is possibly the first girl I have wanted to be with after my ex and have thought of as more than a piece of ass. Ah well, shit happens. We'll see what happens in the next few days.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Or maybe it's the fact that you act like a sociopath all the time?? All these women supposedly hit on you and you turn them down and then you wonder why there are no women in your life?

That hasn't happened since I came back after summer really. Some girl's said he's cute and giggled as I was walking past, but that's it.