Males and Females

[waif]

They want to lower the drinking age here to 14. The last thing I need is to be drunk around drunk 14 year olds, unless they also plan on lowering the age of consent.

I'm no Mort, but those bitches are pros at looking way older than they are, and once I'm drunk all bets are off.

 

[Vimana]

Get rid of the drinking age altogether. Then it's less cool for a teen to be drunk since anyone can do it.

 

[Zephyrus]

As long as any culture keeps assigning any positive value to drunkenness, age laws shall be necessary.

 

[damnromulans]

Yeah dude, French Canadian chicks are HOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Porkpal was drooling all over himself while we were in Montreal. I kind of felt bad for him that he was stuck with me there!

 

[The Ozzman]

So, I was at the ice machine at work today and this girl who sits near it complimented my beard. She said 'I like your beard. Most guys can't pull off wearing a beard, but yours looks good'

Did I get hit on at work today?

 

[Dak]

She wants your muff to meet hers

 

[The Ozzman]

She wants your muff to meet hers

Too bad I have a girlfriend, but there's that whole 'dipping your pen in the company ink' thing anyway

 

[waif]

Have you considered the possibility that she was simply impressed with your beard without wanting anything more?

 

[The Ozzman]

Have you considered the possibility that she was simply impressed with your beard without wanting anything more?

Yes

 

[damnromulans]

So, I was at the ice machine at work today and this girl who sits near it complimented my beard. She said 'I like your beard. Most guys can't pull off wearing a beard, but yours looks good'

Did I get hit on at work today?

Not hit on, but lightly flirted with. Of course there are many women out there, myself included, who will dish out compliments to nearly anyone because the prospect of making that person's day better is pleasing.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Yea, your beard actually looks awful as fuck.

 

[The Ozzman]

Yea, your beard actually looks awful as fuck.

I lol'd

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I would assume that you were not being hit on. I was out with my wife at a nice bar, and a girl walked up to me from across the room and told me she admired my beard with my wife right next to me. My guess is she was just really impressed with my Charles Darwin-esque beard rather than being the ballsiest and most desperate beard fetish girl on the planet.

 

[waif]

Supar's beard is rather magnificent. Last I remember Ozz's beard is about on par with my own, which is pretty solid and worthy of water-cooler compliments.

 

[sevag00]

Lebanon is a lot more secular than other middle eastern countries, is it not?

Yes it is.

 

[Zephyrus]

So I knew that hot girl's friend would come into play. She (the friend) told me that she hung out with hot girl last night and it was implied they discussed such matters as I have been here. She told me that hot girl has "multiple suitors", me among them, and that I need to make a move very soon. Therefore my calculus was perfect. I decided that when I meet up with hot girl this afternoon I'll straight up tell her that I would like tonight's activities to be a date. So I'll buy dinner and the movie tickets and conduct myself accordingly, no more ambiguity. I have a very good feeling about this, but of course I'll be having high anxiety all day. Occupational hazard, I guess.

 

[Dak]

Beards have been generally out of style for so long they are bound to make a comeback.

 

[King Richard]

I wish I could grow a full beard.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Beards are so trendy right now that the bubble is about to burst. I don't know what I'll do when beards become completely unfashionable, because I have a womanly jaw line that I like to conceal.

 

[damnromulans]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Rick it'll be okay.

Porkpal can't grow a full beard that isn't patchy. Damn blond half-Jews!

Zeph going from the way you talk about women I am guessing you are the most passionate and uninhibited lover in the history of lovin, all this anxiety and your mathematical approach to scoring can't possibly apply everywhere...