Males and Females

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I saw her.

Me too. Attractive hipsterish red head chick.

 

[waif]

So I took her out to a fancy sushi restaurant in downtown Bangor, then we saw the Muppet Movie. Quite a lovely evening. We ended up fucking and she stayed the night. Great success.

We were thinking about what to make of all this, so we decided to keep it at the "fuck-buddies" level and then let the rest take its time till it potentially builds into a relationship. I think that's a good approach. Fucking without the dependency and all that BS until we're ready for it. Works for me.

This is by far the most attractive woman I've ever gone down on.

Cliffs: GREAT SUCCESS

I LIKE

 

[damnromulans]

She is hot, that is all anyone needs to know!

I hate being female. PP was planning on coming to my orchestra concert today but decided this morning that he was going to go skiing instead. I'm sort of disappointed and a little annoyed, but I assured him I had no issue with it and encouraged him to go on his way. Meanwhile my inner psycho was thinking "GOD, MP WOULD NEVER DO THAT, I SHOULD GO ON A DATE WITH THAT CUTE BEER PROMOTER I RAN INTO YESTERDAY, MAYBE PP WILL FEEL SO GUILTY THAT HE'LL DO SOMETHING REALLY NICE FOR ME." How are any of those things or even the initial disappointment/annoyance rational?

 

[Srontgorrth]

krazy krampus :|

 

[damnromulans]

don't worry, those are just thoughts, i'd never act on them

 

[Srontgorrth]

At least you acknowledge the irrationality of them, too

 

[SentinelSlain]

I might ask out a couple of people on okcupid. I never did get a reply from that girl who had agreed to.

 

[drinkingtea]

Psycho would be thinking, "Damn, it would be great if he would fall and slide face first off of the mountain top and have his leg torn off by a pine tree as a pile of angry badgers gnawed on his remaining leg" and paying someone to mess up his skis so you can stand in his path holding a Christmas tree in one hand and a bag of badgers that you just spent the day annoying in the other hand.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

 

[Episteme]

I had a weird weekend. I decided to hit the clubs with one of my friends and I approached this tall asian girl and started talking to her, then some chick that I used to work with at the hotel (she and I don't work there anymore) came from behind, hugged me and grabbed my arm and kissed me on the cheek and tried dragging me away. I managed to run away from my crazy ex-colleague. Tall asian girl was completely unimpressed when I bumped into her later in the night and asked me if it was my girlfriend. Thankfully she still gave me the time of day and I should be taking her out for dinner this Friday.

Last night, I got invited to the hotel staff party even though I stopped working there a couple of weeks ago. 19 year old blonde that worked in the bar with me scrubbed up really well in a nice tight black dress and her hair down. She was following me all night and pulled my face in and started sucking my face at the end of the night.

Win.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Urgh, women are so quick to judge. Fucking bitches. Say one slightly dull thing and they just lose interest immediately. Oh and you can't be nervous or shy ever, you have to have a johnny toughguy retard routine. Fuck you sluts. I am a man. Fucking get back to the kitchen.

 

[arg]

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[damnromulans]

Being rational doesn't mean being indifferent. The extremity of your disappointment might be irrational, though, if it's based on some dubious inference about the other person or the situation. It seems like you're developing some feelings for this person; I find it odd that you continue to refer to him as your porkpal. Also, he's running game on you (whether inadvertently or not) by doing this. Look at the gears turning in your head. It's cute.

Oh the feelings have been there all along. I don't pork people I don't have feelings for, it just doesn't seem right. I think some of the negative emotions can be attributed to coming down from drugs tbh; we hung out yesterday after his skiing day and I didn't really think about it/care at all.

 

[Zephyrus]

My new pet name is Inferno. Her's is down to Red Rider.

 

[Vimana]

That has a disgusting double-meaning.

 

[Dak]

 

[Episteme]

^

Some of you guys need to gather a little bit more confidence when it comes talking to women. By examining anyone's body language, you can test the waters of dull or interesting conversation. You can salvage a dull conversation by knowing how to react after...

You don't have to try to be "cool or interesting" around anyone if you know how to peak interest. Just be yourself! I've spoken about valence shell electron pair repulsion theory and para/ferro/di - magnetic molecules to women who have absolutely no clue or care about science and/or chemistry. The importance is confidence and being extremely self-assured.

You don't know how much more attractive you become by just being able to approach without the fear of getting rejected straight away. This is no "game" shit either.

 

[Zephyrus]

I'm not two minutes into a conversation with any woman before a Classics/Ancient History reference is made. Shah is right.

 

[damnromulans]

Word. I talk about poop to new guys with the utmost confidence, and I'd say in situations where I pursue I have like a 95% success rate

edit: hope you're not "Inferno" because of the burning itchy rashes you leave in your wake, wanh wanh wanhhh

 

[Zephyrus]

edit: hope you're not "Inferno" because of the burning itchy rashes you leave in your wake, wanh wanh wanhhh

It went from "Mr. Dante's Inferno" to "Mr. Classy Sexy Inferno" to "Inferno," because I'm "hot," apparently.