Males and Females

[The Ozzman]

It amazes me that people are actually capable of being bigger losers than I am when it comes to this shit.

I don't know. I always thought liking 16 year old girls at this age meant you were a loser...

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Have any of you dudes had a girl that you know by the standards of the status quo flirt with you, even though you don't personally find her particularly attractive? I work with a woman who all the guys I work with drool over who is always chasing me down so she can jabber at me, and I'm just not interested. Obviously, for one I'm married, and two she's not even my type. I don't like flat chested bitches.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

So, I randomly said "Are you ready for this?" to a girl that sits by me in one of my classes. She responded with "Pft, absolutely not" (or something along those lines) and I said, "me neither." I'm pretty sure this was the first time I've spoken to anyone in class outside of class discussion. She must have been shocked.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Not a single fuck was given.

 

[Vimana]

I've gotta try that.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I played this immediately after, as we were in the computer lab.

 

[Episteme]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUgD4BO9Uj8&feature=related[/ame]

My friends and I used to play the Karate Kid theme just before going into an exam and start singing it really loudly outside the examination venue.

 

[Mort Divine]

I don't know. I always thought liking 16 year old girls at this age meant you were a loser...

Currently have it bad for a girl at my work who is 25 so...

 

[Episteme]

You pedos should come to Australia, it's 16 and above

 

[Master_Yoda77]

"Old enough to drive a car, old enough to suck a cock."

 

[MasterOLightning]

Slightly more refined than the whole "grass on the field" approach. Though I think there are some countries in Europe where the driving age is later than the age of consent.

Whose idea were age of consent laws anyway? [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MguZ-vbIbH8&[/ame]

 

[Zephyrus]

Fucked with "Hammerheart" playing on the stereo. Made me think of WAIF, in a non-creepy way.

 

[Vimana]

It's not creepy. Just gay.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

I'm eighteen, and I said "for now." I'm going to be leaving the country in a little over a month, so it would be dumb for me to have any kind of actual relationship or even the pursuit of casual sex which I never really cared for anyway.

Everything about this screams 'virgin'.

 

[Vimana]

I know it may seem weird, but there are people who have had sex and found it didn't live up to the hype. I had sex a bunch of times with an ex girlfriend and didn't really like it too much. I explained a lot of this a few pages back.

And I may have implied that I've had casual sex, but what I really meant was I never really cared for the idea of it.

 

[arg]

maybe she just wasnt that hot

 

[Zephyrus]

My perspective is it does. It's amazing, and it leaves me in a state of total zen for hours afterward. It's getting a great workout, admiring a work of art, and getting jacked off at the same time. And I didn't even mention post-coital cuddling.

 

[arg]

.

 

[Vimana]

maybe she just wasnt that hot

Nah, I thought she was very attractive, and I really cared about her, too. Sex just doesn't do a lot for me. The first time I was like "oh, cool, sex!" but then after all I could think is "how the hell do people enjoy this?"

And please don't suggest some strange sex act. Maybe one day I'll enjoy sex, but for now, there are other things I'd rather do.

Gotta say, though. It felt weird as shit being the one in the relationship who would turn down suggestions for sex.

 

[Dak]

all I could think is "how the hell do people enjoy this?"

You're doing it wrong