Males and Females

[monoxide_child]

i've just spend all morning making out with a crazy girl
wondering how to determine whether or not to sleep with her

 

[damnromulans]

yawn

 

[Satanstoenail]

i've just spend all morning making out with a crazy girl
wondering how to determine whether or not to sleep with her

It's not that hard. How crazy is she? Is she hot enough that it doesn't matter? Then sleep with her. If she's not that hot, can you run away somewhere after sex that she'll never find you? Then sleep with her. Does she know any of your friends? If yes, DON'T SLEEP WITH HER. Does she know where you live? If so, DON'T SLEEP WITH HER. Etc.

 

[Vimana]

 

[SentinelSlain]

Tell her you'll bone her if she signs a form saying she consents to it.

 

[CF87]

You're Gay.

 

[monoxide_child]

i've just spend all morning making out with a crazy girl
wondering how to determine whether or not to sleep with her

i've decided to sleep with her and we scheduled it for thursday

 

[Mort Divine]

HIMYM

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

i've decided to sleep with her and we scheduled it for thursday

You scheduled sleeping with her or hanging out with her again for Thursday?

 

[Vimana]

I just got this message on OKC:

Hey there,

I deeply regret to inform you that you are above and beyond our maximum standards in looks.

You are clearly a 9/10 and here on OkCupid we only allow 6/10 maximum.

Your account will be CLOSED unless you reply to this message with your name, favorite flower, how many cheetos you can fit in your mouth at once (just curious), and if you prefer Italian or Chinese take out.

This message should not be taken lightly as it may anger my boss, Poseidon, lord of the seas.

Thanks,

Person's name

I checked out her profile, and I don't think she's attractive, but she looks like she'd be fun to hang out with (she lives in my state). I'll shoot her a reply sometime.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Demand pics of her tits.

 

[Vimana]

Maybe somewhere down the line. My coercion tactics take a while.

 

[Zephyrus]

An attractive woman would never have written that. Also, don't mess with Poseidon.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Things are looking up for me, on this front, big style.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I just got this message on OKC:



I checked out her profile, and I don't think she's attractive, but she looks like she'd be fun to hang out with (she lives in my state). I'll shoot her a reply sometime.

Question is, if you're truly not interested in anything 'intimate' occurring between you two, are you going to make that known / what will your method of doing so be? Or are you going to approach it as hang buddies that eventually will screw now and then?

 

[Vimana]

Nope. Not one bit. The other post about coercion tactics was a joke. I'm not gonna reply with "let's be friends!" I'm gonna just approach it like I'm getting to know her, but with the unspoken aim to be just friends. I'm pretty sure she'll pick up on it, but if not, I'll have to make it clear.

An attractive woman would never have written that. Also, don't mess with Poseidon.

You are correct. OKC should make the thumbnails for pictures bigger so that it wouldn't be so hard to tell when girls are using the angles.

 

[Einherjar86]

i've just spend all morning making out with a crazy girl
wondering how to determine whether or not to sleep with her

yawn

Kramps is right, there are two outcomes to this:

1. She thinks you're bored and slaps you.

2. She thinks you're tired and invites you into her bed.

Bingo.

 

[The Emptier]

I don't know why but I signed up for OKC for the lolz and it's enjoyable to talk to attractive women. Also lots of older women message me.....G money.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I just got this message on OKC:



I checked out her profile, and I don't think she's attractive, but she looks like she'd be fun to hang out with (she lives in my state). I'll shoot her a reply sometime.

Was her name Randiiee? I got the same message lol

 

[Vimana]

Hahaha, yeah. Looks like I know a little more about what I'm dealing with now.