Males and Females

yes she's dumb
she's kinda ugly
her feet aren't anywhere close to symetrical anymore
i just realized that i don't have any pictures of her

Look faggot. That's fucking bullshit. You were with that cunt and you have loads of fucking pictures. You either post that disabled whore or you fucking feed us with bullshit you shitfaced fuck. I'll beat you with a cactus you my pals you're starting to piss me off. What the fuck do you mean about her feet? Her feet aren't anywhere close to symmetrical anymore? What the fuck? What the hell? Stop this bullshit or post pictures.
 
People, please stop responding to him. Maybe if we act like he doesn't exist he'll go away and stop posting pictures of hideous women.
 
I literally can't fathom how many times your daddy banged your head against the headboard in his late night visits....

i still think Amber Priddy and Natalie Addams are sexy

my perfect woman would be Capri Anderson's face, Amber Priddy's body, and Natalie Addams' clothes/hair
 
I'm too insecure about my appearance to feel ok about women. It's kind of dumb because I think I am more or less good looking but I don't think women go for men like me any more. Slags. I know this is whining and wont go down well, but it is the males and females thread.
 
There is a difference between a fine ass and one that will leave your thighs bruised after her riding you.

1st
i really don't freaking care how femininely wide the bones in the hips are
bullet-proof-buns-of-steel on a female is really freaking creepy and slightly masculine

2nd
when you're blind-folded durring sex, you have certain expectations/preferences for what your partner's body is going to feel like and i like it when a girl's ass is as squishy as a pair of naturally occuring huge boobs

3rd
when a girl is walking/running/jogging, i like being behind her and looking at butt-cheeks that "jiggle like jello when she walks"
 
Right, this girl I'm "seeing" keeps putting off dates but then says she does like me and wants to see me whenever I try and get her to just be honest about what she wants. She's totally gorgeous and the sweetest woman I've ever met. I don't know what to do, it's driving me up the wall. To be fair, it has only been two weeks and she's supposedly busy with deadlines at work and some night school or something.

I hope she's not just playing with me. Why do women have to be so cruel. I'm not at the highest point in my life, I can do without people poking me with a stick. She's the one who came after me initially, if that means anything. I don't know what to do.
 
Right, this girl I'm "seeing" keeps putting off dates but then says she does like me and wants to see me whenever I try and get her to just be honest about what she wants. She's totally gorgeous and the sweetest woman I've ever met. I don't know what to do, it's driving me up the wall. To be fair, it has only been two weeks and she's supposedly busy with deadlines at work and some night school or something.

I hope she's not just playing with me. Why do women have to be so cruel. I'm not at the highest point in my life, I can do without people poking me with a stick. She's the one who came after me initially, if that means anything. I don't know what to do.

Beer tommorow possible in a pub. Let's meet at 8PM in Konvikt?