Males and Females

[SentinelSlain]

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[SentinelSlain]

Apparently now she does want to see me again. Maybe you were right in an unanticipated way.

 

[Dak]

If it were anyone other than SS I might believe that turn of events.....

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm not sure if it will end up happening. She may just be satiating my interest.

 

[Vimana]

Or using you to squeeze out some money for a date.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

The idea behind "We should have anal sex more often" isn't what you implied but the grammatical tense you used.

"We should" instead of "we should have had"

She thinks of you as thinking of her.

 

[Vimana]

I wonder how this would miscommunicate in a language without verb tense, with no explicit distinction between a present ongoing thing and a past thing that contains relevance to the present.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

ANAL SEX!

 

[SentinelSlain]

Or using you to squeeze out some money for a date.

We go dutch every time though.

 

[Zephyrus]

I wonder how this would miscommunicate in a language without verb tense, with no explicit distinction between a present ongoing thing and a past thing that contains relevance to the present.

Would you at least permit it a subjunctive or optative mood?

 

[Vimana]

Yeah, that could help a little. The need for tenses wouldn't really be there if the context already established it.

 

[cookiecutter]

I'm not sure how to feel about the fact that Death Delirium has given by far the best advice in this thread recently

 

[SentinelSlain]

Ohhhhh shit! I think she only just checked her phone. She's blocked me on fb, fuck, there goes the date. Shit she was the best.

 

[Onder]

Ohhhhh shit! I think she only just checked her phone. She's blocked me on fb, fuck, there goes the date. Shit she was the best.

Send her a letter with the same text.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I've apologised via text but there's no reply. Ballsacks. I wonder how hard it would be for me to get with a milf who's willing to play a naughty mummy type role.

 

[Dak]

Ohhhhh shit! I think she only just checked her phone. She's blocked me on fb, fuck, there goes the date. Shit she was the best.

Now I do believe this turn of events.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Ohhhhh shit! I think she only just checked her phone. She's blocked me on fb, fuck, there goes the date. Shit she was the best.

Throw rocks at her window and sing a song to her about how you need to have anal sex more frequently.

 

[The Emptier]

Who fucking cares about an ex? If she's not down for buttsex then she's clearly not for you.

 

[damnromulans]

Zeph texted me begging for buttsex the other night. He loves to be pegged.

 

[Zephyrus]

Ich liebe den Krampuschwanger in meines Ende.