Males and Females

[divine_torture]

So my takeaway from this ongoing saga is that you go to the liquor store at least once a day. Everything alright, man? You know we love you and all that faggotry.

It did occur to me recently that I drink quite a bit everyday. I'll be aight. Appreciated, though.

 

[King Richard]

She let you put it in her butt?

hehehehehehehehehehehee

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Equality

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhTq85Q0SUro3x38mr

 

[divine_torture]

Or at least so we can see some blood in them feces. Mmmm...bloody poop holes.

 

[Zephyrus]

Perhaps she was testing you.

 

[Astrum]

or she just didn't like you.

 

[damnromulans]

Yeah, that's the indirect girl way of saying "I regret sleeping with you." Oh well at least you got yours!

 

[King Richard]

Perhaps she was testing you.

?

or she just didn't like you.

That'd be an interesting take. She was all over me all night. It was her idea to go up to her room and fool around. We actually have a lot in common and got along great and she mentioned numerous times how she felt "really comfortable around me."

So she's either bi-polar or a compulsive liar.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

^ Man, there is nothing wrong with her calling it off. Maybe she just wanted to get some for the nights worth, or felt you deserved some. I think you've already spent too much time trying to dissect this one.

 

[damnromulans]

Yeah let's not forget "telling him what he wants to hear to get some" - that works both ways for men and women

 

[King Richard]

and apparently we're buddies now, she keeps texting messaging me shit while she's at work

 

[Astrum]

well you never know. you might have a shot. She probably doesnt hate you if she's still talking to and from my experience most girls you just met and hooked up with don't just want to be pals after.

 

[damnromulans]

Yeah, a lot of times we are grossed out and just not interested in anything other than someone who will let us dump our emotional shit on them when it's convenient!

 

[The Butt]

I think I've set a record. 4 dumpings in one day from the same lass, yesterday. Heh. I'm a sad motherfucker.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Totally read that as dumplings tbh

 

[Episteme]

I love dumplings, especially Shanghai dumplings. Hell, I love Dim Sum.

 

[The Butt]

I love dumplings too. Not dumpings though.

 

[SentinelSlain]

God, I'm not a social butterfly but I need to socialize to stay happy. I hate this.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

King, if she's texting you she might still want some. This would be the perfect time to get back in the sack with her and give her the Angry Pirate!

 

[Vimana]

Same chick that gave me that indirect proposition for sex now told me she doesn't trust me and won't tell me why. I tried asking and got no answer, so I've decided to forget about her.