That's because you're a huge nerd. Embrace it or change.
There's a market for everything. Youd be surprised the girls I've hooked up with on the strangest grounds.
On a side note, yeah that would have been pretty creepy.
Man boobs.
Urgh man, I'm sick of my paranoid insecurities.
She's a solid 6. Or on Jimmy's scale a 12 or some retarded shit like that.
It's all relative. Every Woman you've ever been with has been a kind of prostitute (& so have you). We're all bought and sold one way or another.
I can even make the claim that paying for sex directly is more honest, therefore, it counts.
I have a gay cousin who is also a practicing Catholic and even he has better self esteem than you. You really need to stop overthinking stuff so much. It sounds like you treat every interaction with a woman like it's the end of the world.