Males and Females

[damnromulans]

You guys are weird!

 

[divine_torture]

Fuck that, you're weird. Why don't you just let a guy spit right into your mouth then swish it around with your tongue. Same difference. Gross you are gross.

 

[arg]

if you've both used mouthwash it's nice

 

[Zephyrus]

Someone else's tongue in my mouth feels so.... Icky.

You might get cooties!

 

[unknown]

making out's awesome

 

[King Richard]

I like making out with vaginas.

 

[divine_torture]

I like making out with vaginas.

Best post on the topic so far.

 

[The Ozzman]

I like making out with vaginas.

This would explain why you're a pussy!



(in before 'you are what you eat hurr hurr')

Also, can I get intimate with you Laura?

 

[The Butt]

Making out's awesome.

Tbh last weekend I might have made a boo-boo. Kissed a best friend of mine cause she wanted me to. Led to us making out with each other and cuddling all night at a friend's place. Now she seems weirded out, heh. Maybe I should give her some space?

 

[King Richard]

Best post on the topic so far.

 

[King Richard]

Aug, this one's right up your alley.

http://youtu.be/srnskCRG3ds

P.S. Would.

 

[Zephyrus]

Making out's awesome.

Tbh last weekend I might have made a boo-boo. Kissed a best friend of mine cause she wanted me to. Led to us making out with each other and cuddling all night at a friend's place. Now she seems weirded out, heh. Maybe I should give her some space?

Were there judgment-impairing substances involved?

 

[damnromulans]

you guys are gross!

Butt, I would go into this with no expectations.

 

[The Ozzman]

Some interesting views on marriage. My girlfriend has similar views

 

[AllShallFall]

I like making out with vaginas.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Bucket time.

 

[Dak]

Some interesting views on marriage. My girlfriend has similar views

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2VsUCYw_JU

My wife and I concur he is a bitch.

 

[Dak]

Ya, cuz like, you guys are totally unbiased.

Biased how? That little bit at the end was funny, but regardless of that: He sits like a woman, and has bitch opinions on proposals/dating periods/etc.

Edit: Conan looked f-n huge in that clip. In other words, like real size.

 

[Dak]

Biased because you're married...

Who cares how he sits? I sit like that sometimes and I have a big dick and fuck bitches bro. Ya I said it, what?

Oh, like how you and he are biased because you aren't married.

As far as your bitch fuckings, I know you are pretty much like my brother. No amount of vag filling is gonna fill that monogamous, soul-mate-wanting hole you have inside.

I don't care about numbers or whether my shit is the same shit all the time, I get laid more than the rest of GMD and Aziz put together. The only person posting enough otherwise to give me a run is maybe a Krig-Krampus combo during a non-"dry" season.

Hell, since I've been driving in the last two weeks I have women making passes at me in traffic. Apparently I'm one sexy mfer in a semi.

 

[Dak]

I hate you. That hurt bro.

Sorry . I was trying to figure out a non-hurtful way to phrase it so I left names out, although I don't think names matter. I know my brother doesn't want his long term exes back, but he is missing his [soul-mate].

Until you jumped down from your truck and they realized you're like two feet tall amirite?

I'm tall for my height bro.

Edit: Check the laugh/lose thread in a sec, you gonna lose it.