Males and Females

[Zephyrus]

Sounds like a typical Middle American to me.

 

[Onder]

All those are shitty books. Someone only likes the biggest dumphole of cum ever written on paper.

 

[Vimana]

Oh god, the Bible fucking sucks. In about 1100 years of editing and retouching, there's three major plotholes by the fourth chapter of the first book.

1. God never told Eve not to eat the fruit, and Eve somehow knows she shouldn't eat it.
2. Adam and Eve live hundreds more years, even though God says they'll die the same day they eat the fruit.
3. When there's three people on earth, Adam, Eve, and Cain, Cain somehow meets a woman and has a child with her.

 

[King Richard]

OH WAIT GUYS I GET IT

IT'S IRONIC BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL FICTION AND SHE LIKES A GOOD BOOK OF FICTION

lol, who's the idiot now?
<---this guy right here

 

[Onder]

3. When there's three people on earth, Adam, Eve, and Cain, Cain somehow meets a woman and has a child with her.

This one is my favorite.

I like holes.

 

[damnromulans]

SO MUCH IRONY

I got my period today. Wasted $4 on a negative pregnancy test.

Let the pulling out continue! BAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA.

 

[Vimana]

Enjoy your inevitable motherhood, unless you're infertile.

 

[SentinelSlain]

She said she'll get an abortion if she gets pregnant.

I kind of have a gf. We're more friends with benefits though.

 

[Vimana]

Oh yeah. Oops.

Anyways, I'm steadily messaging multiple girls on OKC now. I'm keepin' my pimp hands strong with all of this typing.

 

[monoxide_child]

I would say from my (obviously representative of all women) experience in dealing with males, the one thing connecting everyone I've liked is that they all had a "thing" they were into. These "things" ranged from reviewing music CDs and albums to playing guitar, studying languages, to downhill skiing and backwoods hiking.

you forgot to mention
watching sports, "classic" cars, and superheros

 

[monoxide_child]

I'm a little worried I'm sounding like Monoxide in this post, but oh well.

you two wanna try fucking hookers??
being serious here
it seems to work for Aug

and once again, no one is paying attention to my awesome advice just because it's coming from me

 

[Vimana]

Sending "yes" actually landed me a conversation. Wow.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I can't believe some of you guys use dating/social networking websites.

What kind of people do you think you might find?

 

[monoxide_child]

if you want a girl that reads the same books as you, go meet a girl in a bookstore, if you want to meet a girl that's a juggallette, go flirt with girls at the gathering of the juggalos, if you want a girl that's into anime, go meet girls at A-Kon or Anime-Fest, or just meet girls on facebook where the girl already knows your interests from your facebook wall before she even starts talking to you

this^^^ works better than dating sites

 

[monoxide_child]

I can't believe some of you guys use dating/social networking websites.

What kind of people do you think you might find?

what kind of people will they find??

married people that don't yet know of the existence of www.ashleymadison.com

 

[Onder]

So I'll go to a movie with my friend's ex. She basically decided it herself and I just nodded over facebook. Shall I proceed to posting pics in favor of learning wrong opinions of few aspergers on the internet?

 

[Zephyrus]

I can't believe some of you guys use dating/social networking websites.

What kind of people do you think you might find?

Heaven forbid that normal and sensible people use dating site these days. The internet is slowly replacing all other modes of social discourse/intercourse, so why not this?

 

[rms]

Internet websites should be used for vagina getting, which I think Drunkard gets, but I also assume he has social skills that few of you, if any, possess.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

The internet is slowly replacing all other modes of social discourse/intercourse, so why not this?

I think this is a highly exaggerated claim. I think social contact with individuals and groups is much too important to our senses to just give away to digital tech.

 

[Dak]

I agree, that's why Jimmy is coming down to visit me.