Males and Females

Vimana, wanna hear something even more scary? Imagine that person never leaving. Now that's painful.

It's scary how that doesn't really scare me.

Why would anyone want to date themselves? I mean shit, I hardly like myself most of the time. So the idea of dating myself would make me want to commit suicide.

Having said that, as long as I had big tits, a nice ass, and a cute face I'd still fuck me.

Bingo.
 
Why would anyone want to date themselves? I mean shit, I hardly like myself most of the time. So the idea of dating myself would make me want to commit suicide.

Having said that, as long as I had big tits, a nice ass, and a cute face I'd still fuck me.

It is a good system for those of us with humongous inflated egos!
 
God I'm in love. <3 This girl I've been seeing, is prime. And she has such good taste in 80s metal, haha. Her and I were groovin' to Exciter, Megadeth, and Accept on the weekend.
 
these 2 posts are about the SAME woman

she's still crazy
her nose is ugly
her ass is too small
her hips are too narrow
and at this point,
i'm still dating her just because it's so fucking obvious that she's completely, totally head-over-heels in-love with me and i can't break it off with her because i'm a really nice guy and i don't want to break her heart, and i kinda want to avoid having her breaking down and crying in the middle of the street again

yeah, i know, i just don't know how to break up with people

:lol:
i'm the nicest guy i've ever met, except for this whole "extending a relationship i don't want" thing

i was seriously asking for help
but aparently no one gives a shit about my problems
 
So, I made a PoF account too, just to see if there were any girls on that aren't on OKC, maybe I'll get lucky. Well, I messaged this girl yesterday I think it was, just bullshitting and whatnot and she replied same day. Everything seemed cool, everything checked out as far as I could tell. I responded to her message again and she completely ignored what I said and sent me this one-liner:


MsAshleyAbbot26 1/2/2013 2:55:51 AM
how big is your cock?

And now here's a picture of her.
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Either the troll is strong with this one or I'm about to get really lucky.

I'm with the people who are saying she's a troll. Probably fat or a dude.

That being said, I'd tell her I have a ten inch penis or something and see where it goes.

Why would anyone want to date themselves? I mean shit, I hardly like myself most of the time. So the idea of dating myself would make me want to commit suicide.

And I get ridiculed for trying therapy to improve my self image?
 
Well, it's been a long time since I've posted anything about myself in here, and stuff is happening, so...

I came back home for winter break and it looks like I have rekindled an old flame. This is good and bad (most of my friends would say it's bad) and confusing. I was dating a girl here for a while during winter and spring of 2012 and the whole thing went to shit and I was depressed for a couple months. Then I moved out to Seattle and have been there for a few months, and it looked like that whole thing was ancient history.

I went to a new year's party the other night and she showed up. We were not on particularly good terms at that point and I had planned on ignoring her the whole night. I was having a good time anyway. At some point in the night she just started standing next to me, and then she started saying things to me (none of which I remember because I was tanked). So somehow we ended up outside by ourselves and she apologized for a bunch of stuff and we swapped spit under the moonlight.

Yesterday she started texting me and subtly suggesting that we should see each other again, so we agreed to hang out. We hung out tonight. It was something else. I'm telling ya, I've never had that kind of chemistry with somebody. I forgot what it was like with her. So now I don't know what's up. I implied that tonight was "goodbye" and she freaked out about that a bit, so I don't think she wants this to be it. She might come to Seattle to visit at some point. I feel like this is a recipe for another heartbreak, but at the same time we both agree that we are addicted to each other. It's kind of fucked up. Also, she looks fucking amazing now. Good lord. I feel vindicated, but pretty scared that shit is going to hit the fan again. We are pretty much doomed, I think. I mean, I have my stuff going on over there and have absolutely no plans of moving back home, and she has her thing going here, so it's going to come to a point where we just accept that and then we're going to be unhappy. But fucking shit...having some more time with her feels totally worth it right now.
 
Trying to make the woman feel better, comforting her after a nasty family situation, and failing. Ugh.

WHY CAN'T WOMEN MAKE THINGS EASY, STOP BEING MAD, LET ME LOVE YOOOOU
 
What the fuck is a kumquat anyway? Something gay. Can't sleep clowns will eat me. People should build temples in honor of programmers, engineers and philosophers. Not fucking Gods. Name landfill sites after gods, preferably the name of the most prominent and influential ones. Sick of people after me, want a brunette, white or wasian is ok. I want a queen not a slut. I hate way younger women. Christ are they dumb. The smarter they think they are the dumber they are.
 
Is chromedome finally losing it?
no, each sentence still makes sense on it's own, he's just stopped using paragraphical structure or big spaces between subjects
THE BLACK HAS TAKEN ALL HIS WOMEN
:lol:
i think he already did a long time ago
:lol:
The world is always on the verge of some crisis, at least if you ride the media rollercoaster.
but the media rollercoaster is so much fun
The whole world is falling apart.

yes
yes it is
 
Well, it's been a long time since I've posted anything about myself in here, and stuff is happening, so...

I came back home for winter break and it looks like I have rekindled an old flame. This is good and bad (most of my friends would say it's bad) and confusing. I was dating a girl here for a while during winter and spring of 2012 and the whole thing went to shit and I was depressed for a couple months. Then I moved out to Seattle and have been there for a few months, and it looked like that whole thing was ancient history.

I went to a new year's party the other night and she showed up. We were not on particularly good terms at that point and I had planned on ignoring her the whole night. I was having a good time anyway. At some point in the night she just started standing next to me, and then she started saying things to me (none of which I remember because I was tanked). So somehow we ended up outside by ourselves and she apologized for a bunch of stuff and we swapped spit under the moonlight.

Yesterday she started texting me and subtly suggesting that we should see each other again, so we agreed to hang out. We hung out tonight. It was something else. I'm telling ya, I've never had that kind of chemistry with somebody. I forgot what it was like with her. So now I don't know what's up. I implied that tonight was "goodbye" and she freaked out about that a bit, so I don't think she wants this to be it. She might come to Seattle to visit at some point. I feel like this is a recipe for another heartbreak, but at the same time we both agree that we are addicted to each other. It's kind of fucked up. Also, she looks fucking amazing now. Good lord. I feel vindicated, but pretty scared that shit is going to hit the fan again. We are pretty much doomed, I think. I mean, I have my stuff going on over there and have absolutely no plans of moving back home, and she has her thing going here, so it's going to come to a point where we just accept that and then we're going to be unhappy. But fucking shit...having some more time with her feels totally worth it right now.

6,666 posts nice.

I don't know shit about this subject, but I feel that getting back together with this girl is a bad idea simply because you both are doing different things with your lives and you both are going separate ways. It will make things difficult living so far away. I'm sure you already know this as well, but sometimes it's nice to hear someone else say it as well.

Also, welcome back :kickass: