Males and Females

[monoxide_child]

and now for something completely unrelated to anything that's currently going on in any thread

last night i had sex with a woman that i'll prolly never get to have sex with ever again, i'm in a social situation where i'll prolly see her every day from now till i get my money in 7 more business days, but i actually realized it was going to be a one-night-stand in the middle of intercourse, and it was still enjoyable, i'm prolly going to be able to have sex with some other people before my money gets here, and i'll prolly have a completely different woman move in with me when i get my apartment, but the one-night-stand was still fun

this cigarrette-smoking woman decided to get dressed in the middle of the night, saturday night, using her lighter as a flashlight, coudln't find her panties, put her "low rise" pants back on without underwear, and walked around all day with a short shirt and butt-cleavage showing all day sunday, she didn't want to be by herself so i followed her to eat breakfast here

http://soulchurch.org/events.php

then lunch here

http://inthestoryline.com/2008/07/28/second-chance-cafe-the-bridge/

and the whole time she was walking around showing butt-cleavage
after lunch she went to go pan-handle money to buy beer and only after she left did i realize that i somehow had her underwear in the huge knee-pocket of my cargo-pants, since i didn't know where she went to panhandle, i ended up spending all day yesterday with her underwear in my pocket

so
i run into this girl at www.ourcalling.org and i told her "hey, i found your underwear" and she said "don't worry about it just throw them away", i think she was with the guy she was panhandling with and this guy next to her was clearly her new boy toy, and it was kinda weird for me seeing this woman go from having sex with some other guy to having sex with me to having sex with a 3rd guy in 48 hours, but really only because she's clearly not trying to be any kind of hooker/escort/prostitute, she's just being a skanky slut

i saw her again, again trying to panhandle for beer money (think she's an alchoholic) she complained that some under-the-table-job-that hires homeless people refused to hire her when they saw her perscription bottle for bi-polar med, and she asked me to buy her "stripper shoes" so she could return to being a stripper, she'd left a bag of clothes at my camp when we got up Sunday morning and this morning she said she wasn't worried about them because she's already got new clothes (new to her) and that she hadn't made it to my camp to pick up her clothes because my camp was too far away and her feet hurt from walking around because she has no bus money


i've never seen her do anal, i've never seen her have sex for money, never seen her have sex with more than one person at a time, and i've never seen her INSIDE an actual church building, the church-type-free-food-things i've seen her go to were held outdoors

she just came into the building where i'm at and got online, not sure what floor she's on though, mostly cuz i don't really care

i just saw her in an ankle-length flowy, puffy skirt, and it was as weird as hell, she usually wears spandex-tight pants

as far as i know, this girl^^^ is still in Florida
i was the one that paid for her greyhound bus ticket out there
cuz she looks sexy as hell
she doesn't know anyone in Florida, she just decided to go from the homeless shelters in Texas to the homeless shelters in Florida, it was weird, she's crazy, and i was an idiot for paying for her crazy-ill-advised moving to a place that she's never been to before

 

[monoxide_child]

Doctor Who isn't annoying!

The Daleks would disagree.

she lost the skirt, spent a whole 10 min bitching to me about it, so now she's back to wearing stretch-pants, which make me stare at her perfectly shaped jiggly ass

also saw her in make-up for the very first time
she's an alchoholic pothead, and her bi-polar med makes her as high as a kite so i figured her putting on make up would look crazy as hell like http://pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com/image_cache/131475534333682.jpg but suprizingly, it looked georgeuos, she's got the kind of georgous face that doesn't need any make-up, and the make-up was done so incredibly well that it made her unmistakeably the most gorgous woman in the crowded room, it was very surreal, also, having a one-night-stand and then seeing the girl every day isn't turning out to be anywhere near as bad as i expected

saw her this morning, again she had on this incredibly amazing make-up on, and she looked so freaking sexy i wanted to take a picture but i couldn't cuz i don't have access to a camera because someone else is walking around playing "angry birds" on the touch-screen camera-phone that i paid for

2 more posts about the same woman

my friend who's getting paid on the 3rd has decided to buy me a hooker from backpage.com

this ^^^ never actually happened, instead of buying a hooker he took me to see The Avengers, which was such an awesome movie, i'm really tempted to say that seeing that bad-ass movie was actually better than buying a hooker

EDIT
kinda sorta waiting for Effigy Forgotten to comment on these last 2 posts
you know, saying that my life is "awesome" or "bad-ass" or something

 

[Cythraul]

Why do you always quote yourself? You're fucking annoying.

 

[monoxide_child]

really??
i thought Onder was the only one that got annoyed with me quoting myself

 

[The Ozzman]

Everyone gets annoyed with you quoting yourself

 

[King Richard]

This message is hidden because monoxide_child is on your ignore list.

 

[Dak]

I get that message a lot. Every once in a while I check them just to verify why I ignored him. Never regret it.

 

[King Richard]

This message is hidden because monoxide_child is on your ignore list.

Did anyone read that I have monoxide on ignore??? No one ever reads my posts.

 

[King Richard]

Well, it's been a long time since I've posted anything about myself in here, and stuff is happening, so...

I came back home for winter break and it looks like I have rekindled an old flame. This is good and bad (most of my friends would say it's bad) and confusing. I was dating a girl here for a while during winter and spring of 2012 and the whole thing went to shit and I was depressed for a couple months. Then I moved out to Seattle and have been there for a few months, and it looked like that whole thing was ancient history.

I went to a new year's party the other night and she showed up. We were not on particularly good terms at that point and I had planned on ignoring her the whole night. I was having a good time anyway. At some point in the night she just started standing next to me, and then she started saying things to me (none of which I remember because I was tanked). So somehow we ended up outside by ourselves and she apologized for a bunch of stuff and we swapped spit under the moonlight.

Yesterday she started texting me and subtly suggesting that we should see each other again, so we agreed to hang out. We hung out tonight. It was something else. I'm telling ya, I've never had that kind of chemistry with somebody. I forgot what it was like with her. So now I don't know what's up. I implied that tonight was "goodbye" and she freaked out about that a bit, so I don't think she wants this to be it. She might come to Seattle to visit at some point. I feel like this is a recipe for another heartbreak, but at the same time we both agree that we are addicted to each other. It's kind of fucked up. Also, she looks fucking amazing now. Good lord. I feel vindicated, but pretty scared that shit is going to hit the fan again. We are pretty much doomed, I think. I mean, I have my stuff going on over there and have absolutely no plans of moving back home, and she has her thing going here, so it's going to come to a point where we just accept that and then we're going to be unhappy. But fucking shit...having some more time with her feels totally worth it right now.

I know that feel bro. Sometimes you just have to live in the moment and take it for what it is/was. I know that despite my recent run ins with girls being somewhat psychotic, I still had a great time and will do my best only to reflect on the good things about that person and the good times we had, in particular with my relationship with Ashley which I still have hang ups about at times. Positive vibrations, ya dig? Luck to you, sir.

edit: I realize my advice doesn't seem to make much sense given the post above this one, but I got over that whole thing pretty quickly.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

My FB chats with Krampus are very brief and not deep at all. Same with you KR and sometimes Ananth drops me a line (those are always full of lulz). Anyway, I've been having this whole personal conundrum about feminism and women in general. I really hate broads sometimes, you guys dig? Of course people in general suck, but the skirts are bunch of yucks, and I ain't whistlin' dixie.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I just talked to my ex via text. What an oblivious twat.

 

[Onder]

Real talk time.

Nice little insight to the world of women. I might do a little update on that weirdo chick today if she goes for a beer with me. Last time I asked her about when we should do that she answered "I'm afraid of what might happen on our third date because you kissed me on the second". D'uh.

 

[Dak]

"I don't want to decide anything".

Tell her to shut her whore mouth and go back to grade school then and live with mommy and daddy. Whorechild.

 

[King Richard]

Nice little insight to the world of women. I might do a little update on that weirdo chick today if she goes for a beer with me. Last time I asked her about when we should do that she answered "I'm afraid of what might happen on our third date because you kissed me on the second". D'uh.

Yeah, spill it!

"I don't want to decide anything".

Tell her to shut her whore mouth and go back to grade school then and live with mommy and daddy. Whorechild.

Basically.

Can anyone here with experience on PoF explain to me why the fuck after like two or three times clicking on "My profile" that it clears the whole goddamn thing? I keep having to copy paste what I wrote for it. My username was RussiaOnIce but I changed it because after a Google search I found that mods wipe people's profiles with the word Russia on there. It's really starting to piss me off because the girls I've messaged look at my profile and I don't know if they saw it blank or not. God damn it.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

"I don't want to decide anything".

Tell her to shut her whore mouth and go back to grade school then and live with mommy and daddy. Whorechild.

hahahaha I always knew you were a dickface ha wlcome to thre club

 

[SentinelSlain]

I tried to get some really hot Czech girl I dated (once) to try dying her hair auburn but she wasn't impressed by the idea.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

thats because yore dumb and fuckin weird

 

[SentinelSlain]

At least I got to snog her face off.

 

[wandering_taco]

What if he literally snogged her face off? Let's think about that. What if that face is kept in a little cardboard box in his closet? Sometimes it gets taken out for nostalgia, or so he can smell it. Maybe it gets taken out and placed on the counter while he's cooking so it's like having company.

 

[Dak]

hahahaha I always knew you were a dickface ha wlcome to thre club

keepin it reals bra