Males and Females

[SentinelSlain]

I think there's some slight chance I could coax this babe into being a permagf.

urgh, god I hate women so much some times. Answer the fucking message. Why does it have to be so gay. Like if I ask too much in a short space of time, I've spoilt the "playing it cool/ hard to get" and they go and hide for a while and I have to coax them out of their hive again. I fucking hate this shit. Fuckshits. I hate this shit and I hate whatever fucking arrogant retarded jockstrap that grunts and snots on the floor that I'm probably supposed to be in order to get with girls.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Not really. I'm pretty much a dork and I have a pretty hot girlfriend.

 

[King Richard]

HUMPING

Date three: Secks.

 

[Nephilim96]

Well that's just mean. You almost made me burn the cookies I was baking. Hmmm now that just won't do.

I apologize to the man who would have eaten those cookies.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I don't know how to talk to girls. It's so hard to avoid sounding like I'm confirmation seeking or changing what I just said in order to agree with her. I know that's the opposite of what women like. She seems really submissive generally. Oh well. I hope I don't screw this up.

 

[The Ozzman]

Mission accomplished. Where you at Mike?!

I lol'd. Was she good in bed?

 

[Vimana]

I don't know how to talk to girls. It's so hard to avoid sounding like I'm confirmation seeking or changing what I just said in order to agree with her. I know that's the opposite of what women like. She seems really submissive generally. Oh well. I hope I don't screw this up.

Try thinking of a conversation as a mutual exchange of enjoyable thoughts rather than a game to get them to fuck you.

 

[Dak]

Try thinking of a conversation as a mutual exchange of enjoyable thoughts rather than a game to get them to fuck you.

He's got the pussy on a pedestal.

 

[Vimana]

His only hope is to find a girl who puts the penis on a pedestal.

 

[Dak]

Or his lips.

 

[Vimana]

Then he has to find a girl with a penis.

 

[rms]

That's the way you think, until you find a cool girl who you think is like that, then you waste like 2 years with her and she fucks someone else.

Just get the vagina man

 

[monoxide_child]

His only hope is to find a girl who puts the penis on a pedestal.

those girls actually exist
they're called "nymphomaniac sluts"

 

[SentinelSlain]

date got fucking cancelled and she's talking to some other guy, I know. I need some alcohol and I need my degree to fuck off and give me space. I really need to go home and get drunk with my friends. I am so sick of living in this fucking city.

 

[monoxide_child]

this thread needs more pictures

http://www.facebook.com/mobileprotection#!/slipandslidein/photos

 

[monoxide_child]

LG and I are going to meet in Boston for Valentine's Day weekend in a few weeks! Seven weeks between last I saw her and Spring Break would have been just too long (but doable if necessary).

awesome

 

[monoxide_child]

2 girls that are both sexually obssesed with me are in this building and it might get a little awkward making sure they don't see each other

 

[Zephyrus]

Threesome?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Schizophrenia?

 

[Nephilim96]

LG and I are going to meet in Boston for Valentine's Day weekend in a few weeks! Seven weeks between last I saw her and Spring Break would have been just too long (but doable if necessary).

Still don't know why she's called "Library girl".