Males and Females
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Zephyrus
Tyrants and Slaves
She works at the library at UMaine. It's where we first met. She acquired that title because I posted here two years ago about how she friend requested me after reading my name on my student ID card when checking out books. But it wasn't until a month ago that we started dating.
I should friend request you, so when you two inevitably seperate (long term never works), I can become your best pal. 
SentinelSlain
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- Nov 21, 2007
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Well that's the end of that chapter, she's with another dude for sure now. Urgh. I wish I'd developed social skills.
Vimana
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It's never too late. I spent a couple months pretty much staying in my room when I was eighteen. I went days without saying anything out loud. I developed mild agoraphobia and pretty much forgot how to socialize.
Try withholding your judgment and replacing it with curiosity when you meet someone. That really helped me.
Try withholding your judgment and replacing it with curiosity when you meet someone. That really helped me.
Zephyrus
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Balls McHoolihan
You mean coitus?
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I friend of mine always dated these random girls. We always had nicknames for them. One was called The Librarian because she wore classes and she looked like a librarian. There was another one we called Hat Girl. Because, well, she wore hats all the time.
Master_Yoda77
Juggalo
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fuck ftagn
SentinelSlain
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Except he wore the manpurse out once and then it just sat on his shelf collecting dust
He lives in Austin now so maybe he wears it again.
Dak
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Zephyrus
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monoxide_child
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the last time i did a threesome was a birthday present for my girlfriend's sister, it was my girlfriend's idea, it was like "hey sis, happy birthday, have sex with my guy as a birthsday present" it was kinda weird, prolly would have been a little less weird if either of them had actually been sexy
this^^ happened to me once when i was in highschool, getting laid was easy but all the horny girls were batshit and i got to a point where jacking off non-stop was, for me, a hell of a lot easier than dealing with all that female craziness
except, that i don't think it's what you look like
i think your misogynistic attitude might be visible in your body language and/or tone-of-voice when you interact with random females
SentinelSlain
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I don't think that's the case because I'm not confident to be all balls out, "shut up bitch make me a sandwich and walk to the kitchen in a manner that maximizes my ability to analyse how good the anal sex will be afterwards".
King Richard
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Krow
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Dear monoxide child,
1. You didn't fuck your girlfriend and her sister unless they were some four legged animals
2. Fucking you is not a birthday gift.
3. A bed would not support you and two of the females you find attractive.
4. I've finally decided to block you and I hope you die violently.
1. You didn't fuck your girlfriend and her sister unless they were some four legged animals
2. Fucking you is not a birthday gift.
3. A bed would not support you and two of the females you find attractive.
4. I've finally decided to block you and I hope you die violently.
Master_Yoda77
Juggalo
Dear Krow,
1) Come on now, Monoxide clearly has mental problems
2) Don't delete him, he provides hilarious laughs to all
3) He actually DOES fuck a girlfriend and her sister, but he forget to mention that his girlfriend IS is sister.
1) Come on now, Monoxide clearly has mental problems
2) Don't delete him, he provides hilarious laughs to all
3) He actually DOES fuck a girlfriend and her sister, but he forget to mention that his girlfriend IS is sister.
Vimana
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Today, I had a date with a girl who has the same name as my girl. She's also half Asian like my girl. She also has the same first name. I also got laid.
Luckily for me, I'm in an open relationship. From this point, my girl shall be called foreign girl, and this other girl shall be local girl.
So we met up, drove around and talked about a lot of things, then went to my house. I showed her some of the music I made, played guitar, talked with her, and then we started making out on my bed. I was about to go further, then when I paused to make sure it was fine, she notified me that she was only comfortable with kissing. So I ended up seducing her, getting her to break her boundaries. Or so I thought. After it was over, she told me she wanted me to think I was making her break her boundaries. Mindfuck.
Luckily for me, I'm in an open relationship. From this point, my girl shall be called foreign girl, and this other girl shall be local girl.
So we met up, drove around and talked about a lot of things, then went to my house. I showed her some of the music I made, played guitar, talked with her, and then we started making out on my bed. I was about to go further, then when I paused to make sure it was fine, she notified me that she was only comfortable with kissing. So I ended up seducing her, getting her to break her boundaries. Or so I thought. After it was over, she told me she wanted me to think I was making her break her boundaries. Mindfuck.
viewerfromnihil
Vein-Marbled Tower
It's pretty silly that women do that. I think it's a bad habit for them to give to guys, with rape and whatnot. My gf and I had to make a safety word because she would say "no" when were messing around sometimes and I would actually listen to her. This annoyed her because, apparently, "no" means "yes."
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