Males and Females

[monoxide_child]

had sex last Thursday
was first sex i'd had in months
i'll talk about it in more detail tmrw

 

[SentinelSlain]

Went on a date with a hot blonde. I ended up drinking before going out, in a pub before going to meet her and then after the meal, so I think I was way too loose in what I said. I don't know. I might have offended her sensibilities or come across as crass and politically opposed to her. I hope I see her again though, she's lovely.

 

[tagradh]

Hah.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

nsfw

Good God!

http://vimeo.com/58765582

 

[SentinelSlain]

Something makes me think she might be a closet lesbian.

 

[monoxide_child]

re-reading old pages from this thread

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/gmd-social-forum/605240-males-females-225.html#post9916137

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/gmd-social-forum/605240-males-females-355.html#post10238821

 

[CF87]

 

[Zephyrus]

 

[The Ozzman]

I must say, if she has one thing going for her it is her body. WOW!

 

[damnromulans]

WARNING: DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD! Ow ow owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eligos]

Well done, KD. Cheers.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Ok, /humblebrag time. Here's a good profile picture of Kelly just to give you an idea of what I'm working with here. This isn't normal attire for her, she was dressed up as something for something, don't ask.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Wait, wait, dude, I don't remember, did you hit that!?

 

[King Richard]

Wait, wait, dude, I don't remember, did you hit that!?

Yes and still hitting. She's staying at my place this weekend. (winky face)

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

 

[EffigyForgotten]

That chick is ugly as fuck... She looks 40+

 

[The Butt]

^ Pussy.

Even if she was 40+ she's still a "would hit". Well done Rick!

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

King, if this is too personal just let me know where the line is man...

How was she in bed? aka did she have skills?

 

[monoxide_child]

had sex last Thursday
was first sex i'd had in months
i'll talk about it in more detail tmrw

the woman i had sex with has just recently gotten married
(less than a month ago)
we didn't use a condom because she hates condoms
(she actually told me that if she ever caught a guy wearing a condom, she'd "cut off his dick and shove it up his own ass")
she said the sex that we had needs to be just a one-night-stand
she doesn't want to have sex with me anymore because she wants her new husband to impregnate her
a married woman wanting to get pregnant should have her husband be the father of her kid, ofcourse, and she's thinking about maybe having sex with me again while she's bulky-pregnant
but well, here's the weird part of the story
her new husband is this guy

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Wait... so you banged a girl who is trying to get pregnant without a condom!? I assume she's not on the pill. So it's totally possible you could have knocked her up. Pull-and-pray only gets you so far...