Males and Females

[Dak]

Yeah I don't care much for fudge packing either.

 

[monoxide_child]

seriously

anal should be totally all about the person that's recieving anal, not the person performing it

there really are a lot of people out there (both male and female) that actually really truly enjoy having a penis (or a strap-on) inside their ass

there are even lots of females that actually really truly prefer a dick up their ass over getting their pussy fucked (i know these women exist because i've fucked several of them)

if a girl actually tells you that she'd rather have your dick in her ass than in her pussy then go ahead and give it to her that way

but if you're just doing anal cuz you'd rather fuck an ass than fuck a pussy, then you're gay, just go to a gay-bath-house and fuck a guy's ass

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

 

[damnromulans]

What?!

 

[Eligos]

The best time of day to bang is around 5:30 PM between work and dinner.

I disagree. Saturday morning, right when you wake up, and then again after coffee.

 

[damnromulans]

I am not a morning person tbh

 

[Dak]

What?!

Seems contradictory considering your post history. Maybe I was just projecting.


Morning sex is full of win btw.

 

[Eligos]

Yeah man I distinctly recall krampus's intro post with the raptor picture having a vignette about fondness for anal.

Butt people change.

 

[Dak]

Butt people change.

An ass the truth.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Morning sex is the best. Energizes, rids of the groggy haze and is extremely sensitive shit.

 

[Eligos]

Excellent hangover cure, perfect time to let her know that she turns you on even when she's not wearing makeup. And she can't turn out the light.

 

[unknown]

the only problem with morning sex is I usually have to piss like a horse the moment I wake up...and I'm pretty certain my lady isn't into golden showers

 

[Dak]

Yeah, it's a bummer having to go drain the snake first, but almost always necessary. Maybe that's how golden showers got started. Efficiency!

 

[Eligos]

It's more than understandable to leave the room to leak the lizard. Think about how many times your lady gets up in a given night to adjust the thermostat, use the restroom, get a drink of water, etc.

It's not over til someone puts their shoes on, and even then, there are exceptions.

 

[Dak]

Putting shoes on is necessary to pretend you're in a really low budget and/or poorly choreographed porn.

 

[damnromulans]

That's why I don't like it. I'm never properly hydrated in the mornings so it's less fun KWIM?

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Putting shoes on is necessary to pretend you're in a really low budget and/or poorly choreographed porn.

 

[Eligos]

That's why I don't like it. I'm never properly hydrated in the mornings so it's less fun KWIM?

That's what breakfast in bed is for.





... IYKWIM

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I'm completely in love with Mary Elizabeth Winstead

 

[SentinelSlain]

She's no Olga Kurylenko, but she's one of the hottest imo.