Males and Females

[monoxide_child]

Disco pants:

eeeiiiwww

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

You are in no position to say that.

 

[whiskey funeral]

More for me. I'm all about a girl who can own the glasses look.



What kinda stuff does your dude play? Do they have a bandcamp or some shit?

I think they have a Bandcamp page. And a Myspace too if I'm correct. They are just a really loud rock 'n' roll band and the singer sounds a lot like Bon Scott which is pretty awesome. I'll hook you up with a link to some tunes in the very near future.

 

[Eligos]

As long as it's not stale-sounding rockabilly or arena rock, I'll probably dig it. I like music and genres get in the way.

 

[monoxide_child]

You are in no position to say that.

yeah, okay the girl that i'm with is disturbingly big, but can't we all agree that London Andrews is sexi-er than the thinness of the girl in those pics you posted

 

[The Ozzman]

Both are sexy

 

[monoxide_child]

the girl in the "disco pants" is just too thin, i couldn't fuck her because i'd be afraid of breaking her

 

[monoxide_child]

 

[Eligos]

The merit of fucking thin women is their flexibility. As long as they stretch before, you can usually bend them into any number of positions, and their light weight makes it easy to hold them up and fuck on the wall, off the bed, it makes things easier when they're on top.

Thicker women have more to grab, are more fun to cuddle with after, are more fun to fuck hard because it's noisier, and tend to give better blow jobs as far as I can tell, but most of the supple women I chase have full lips.

There's a lady out there for everyone.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Everybody on this forum has bared witness to that picture far too many times now.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

I'd say my GF is the perfect blend of the two, she's not to fat and she's not to skinny, she said skinny girls have nothing to grab on to...

 

[Eligos]

They don't, and it's kinda sad at times, but you learn to work with what you've got.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Everybody on this forum has bared witness to that picture far too many times now.

Not just this forum, but all forums on Ultimate Metal ha He's posted it at least 5 times on the Bloodbath boards alone.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

They don't, and it's kinda sad at times, but you learn to work with what you've got.

I hate the fact she can't accept I think she's beautiful.

 

[Eligos]

How long have you two been going steady? I find high maintenance women to be really tiring, personally. Couldn't make it past six months with that shit.

Have you tried the obvious, vulnerable, feely stuff to communicate how you feel?

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

the girl in the "disco pants" is just too thin, i couldn't fuck her because i'd be afraid of breaking her

There are four different women. #4 has a nice round butt, so I don't know why you'd pooh-pooh on that. #1 is curvy as well. The middle two may be skinny but they've got style.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

How long have you two been going steady? I find high maintenance women to be really tiring, personally. Couldn't make it past six months with that shit.

Have you tried the obvious, vulnerable, feely stuff to communicate how you feel?

We've been together for 3 months but were friends 4 years ago, I've tried everything really, I wouldn't really call her "high maintenance"

Her last boyfriend dumped her saying she was to fat for him.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I hate the fact she can't accept I think she's beautiful.

I suggest not dealing with that. Unfortunately these things , if not resolved early on tend to only get worse with time (even if they dissipate briefly, they seem to come back with a vengeance). Explain to her you feel as you do, and if she cant accept that it means, that she either doesn't trust you or doesn't respect your opinion, either one being a problem. In a relationship where half the time you express your appreciation for the others appearance they argue against it One becomes tired and starts questioning how much they actually appreciate the others attraction value. Is it worth arguing its validy so frequently?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

My date went well. Went out for coffee then a few drinks. Kept it simple. I didn't kiss her or anything cause I still think girls have cooties, but I definitely plan on seeing her again.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Whats she like?