Males and Females

[Dak]

He'd need some testes first

 

[EffigyForgotten]

And no Mort, the ones in your mouth right now don't count.

 

[Satanstoenail]

It's funny when Mr. Hardass troll finally breaks it to the forum that he's a loser with massive self-esteem issues.

And monoxide totally needs to quote himself and ask why people aren't responding to his retarded shit more. It's a great tactic that is obviously working.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Get a life.

 

[damnromulans]

seriously
you're blind
you look ever bit as big as london andrews in this^^ pic

yeah? i was a lardy fatass then too

EffigyForgotten you should make an effigy of xgf and forget it.

 

[monoxide_child]

http://www.facebook.com/anna.resident.56?ref=pymk#!/anna.resident.56/photos

 

[Eligos]

I'm not even gonna click on that.

 

[monoxide_child]

I'm not even gonna click on that.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

It's surprisingly inoffensive. It was also short enough to be the first monoxide_child post I've read in its entirety. Does anyone else experience this phenomenon with his schizophrenic walls of text where it almost looks like you're looking at a wall of Russian or some other totally foreign language?

 

[Eligos]

The odd line breaks make it look like he's trying to write either a beat poem without rhythm, or one of those fulltext doodles that people make for FAQS and whatnot.

 

[monoxide_child]

It's surprisingly inoffensive. It was also short enough to be the first monoxide_child post I've read in its entirety. Does anyone else experience this phenomenon with his schizophrenic walls of text where it almost looks like you're looking at a wall of Russian or some other totally foreign language?

my schizophrenic walls of text look like a foreign language?!?!

 

[monoxide_child]

The odd line breaks make it look like he's trying to write either a beat poem without rhythm, or one of those fulltext doodles that people make for FAQS and whatnot.

i swear i'm not doing that on purpouse

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

Yeah, for some of the reasons Eligos just mentioned. Take it as a complement; I can say that it's genuinely fascinating and unlike anything else I've come across before.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

yeah? i was a lardy fatass then too

EffigyForgotten you should make an effigy of xgf and forget it.

Yeah at this point if shes try's to contact me i'm just not going to answer.

 

[monoxide_child]

Yeah, for some of the reasons Eligos just mentioned. Take it as a complement; I can say that it's genuinely fascinating and unlike anything else I've come across before.

honestly
the whole "weird line breaks" thing was just me doing a really half-assed attempt at doing like a "bullet-point" kinda thing

 

[monoxide_child]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/10512602-post11865.html

never actually got around to breaking up with her^^ yet
if anyone actually remembers/cares

 

[EffigyForgotten]

The obesity chick? Send her a fucking happy meal with a note that says "I'm breaking up with you, here's some chicken nuggets to ease your pain"

 

[monoxide_child]

The obesity chick? Send her a fucking happy meal with a note that says "I'm breaking up with you, here's some chicken nuggets to ease your pain"

no, it's not the "obesity" chick

i'm talking about this girl

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/10512602-post11865.html

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/10510425-post11815.html

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/10509096-post11796.html

 

[SentinelSlain]

this girl is hotter than any wooty ho mc has posted. She just looks... juicy. Imagine having her skin against mine.

 

[monoxide_child]

this girl is hotter than any wooty ho mc has posted. She just looks... juicy. Imagine having her skin against mine.

i still think these are pretty hot