Males and Females

[monoxide_child]

problems with this picture

1
i understand it's supposed to be a "celebrity" but seriously, next time, post a pic of a celebrity that i actually recognize

2
i hate the hair, both the color and also the cut/style

3
her face not only looks masculine, her face looks exactly like the face of a specific male that i hang out with

4
she has no boobs

5
seems pretty obvious that she's wearing a man's shirt

 

[monoxide_child]

meh, good body shape but I'm more into slimness + high levels of facial beauty

http://mynexthdwallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Celeste-Star-HD-Wallpapers.jpg

yeah, what's up with the "slimness" thing?? seriously women are supposed to be curvy, like curvy enough that i can tell i'm looking at a female without having to examine the genitalia

Very pretty! Why can't the rest of you post photos of women who are actually good looking? I'm not just talking about "OMG NICE AZZ/TITS" or whatever. All around gorgeous creatures who don't look like total skanks. Good work, ChromeHeart.

first
i sometimes like the "OMG NICE AZZ/TITS" pics
second
i kinda like the pics of women that look like total skanks

Would Katherine Heigl count?

no

What are you talking about woman? All of the ladies I post are beautiful.

too thin

The lesbian look is a total turn off for me. But whatever. I suppose if I took some little blue pills I could bone Tegan and Sara.

correct me if i'm wrong
but i just kinda assumed Tegan and Sara were a 69-ing lesbian couple and that neither one of them would ever touch a penis in a million years

 

[damnromulans]

The difference is that most people dress up for Halloween. Some people take that Cosplay business WAY too seriously and start referring to themselves as these characters in every day life. That's where the gayness begins.

BAHAHAHA

 

[monoxide_child]

what's up with the cosplay hate??

i'm prolly gonna re-make my "dr hannibal lecter" costume for Animefest and A-Kon this year

 

[whiskey funeral]

HOMO!!

 

[monoxide_child]

i know a chick that's dressed as Harley Quinn every day of the year
what's wrong with that exactly??

 

[monoxide_child]

what's up with the cosplay hate??

i'm prolly gonna re-make my "dr hannibal lecter" costume for Animefest and A-Kon this year

HOMO!!

what??
the lecter suit gets me pussy

 

[whiskey funeral]

i know a chick that's dressed as Harley Quinn every day of the year
what's wrong with that exactly??

REALLY? Oh dear. This question really doesn't deserve an explanation. If you don't get it, you never will.

 

[SentinelSlain]

The only pussy you get is homeless pussy and grandma too fat pussy.

I've got three women who want to fuck me at the minute.
There's a hot and probably gf material one too, but she's fucking Christian.

Religion is such a load of .. Fuck off. Let's have anal sex on the tabernacle and I'll lick your pussy in hell.

 

[whiskey funeral]

The only pussy you get is homeless pussy and grandma to fat pussy.

OMFG

 

[Eligos]

I don't have words right now

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

yeah, what's up with the "slimness" thing?? seriously women are supposed to be curvy, like curvy enough that i can tell i'm looking at a female without having to examine the genitalia

You bang chicks with the body shape of a fat guy. That's not curvy.

 

[Eligos]

Fupas make it necessary to examine the genitalia, I've found. Man boobs and long hair blur the line too.

 

[whiskey funeral]

FUPAS!!!!

So on a serious note, I discovered today that the baby daddy has been accessing my Netflix account without consent. I use it mostly for my son to watch Bob the Builder, Thomas and Friends and Sesame Street. I became suspicious when programs we weren't watching appeared in the "recently watched" field...stupid shit about aliens, Hitler, The Bible and crazy conspiracy theory titles. I contacted Netflix who apparently fixed the issue, changed my password and then bitched out the ex. He claimed to use it only when my son was visiting which was a TOTAL lie.

I'm thinking it might be good to hook up my ex with my boyfriend's ex-wife. They would be a match made in Heaven...or maybe she'd be a better fit for m_c since she's a fat ugly beast with a FUPA!!!

 

[SentinelSlain]

From what I remember of your appearance, if he went from someone with a FUPA to you then he did good.

 

[Krow]

From what I remember of your appearance, if he went from someone with a FUPA to you then he did good.

Maybe you should practice not being a complete knob to females on the internet, then it'll be easier in real life?

 

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I believe that was a compliment he just gave her.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Not really much of a compliment to say someone is more attractive than a fat ugly beast with a FUPA.

 

[damnromulans]

It's ChromeHeart. If I got a compliment from him I would tattoo it immediately on my FUPA.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

If you're a female and get a compliment from ChromeHeart that doesn't suggest he thinks you're a beautiful, submissive, well mannered sex / chore slave a tattoo of said statement is damn near required, right?