Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

@Vim, Yeah... cool story man. You do understand I was making an attempt to lighten the mood via joking, right?

I feel like a good amount of people here don't understand context.

 

[whiskey funeral]

She doesn't though. I just have a way with verbally assaulting women into getting them to do hilarious things for me.

My response wasn't serious but I don't doubt that you probably have some mad verbal assault skills.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Bitch, you know it.

 

[Vimana]

@Vim, Yeah... cool story man. You do understand I was making an attempt to lighten the mood via joking, right?

I feel like a good amount of people here don't understand context.

I was mistaken, then. I thought you were speaking with the jaded attitude with which I've read your other responses to me before and got kind of annoyed.

 

[Mort Divine]

Most self respecting women (not sluts, they are totally out of the equation) would not just drop whatever they are doing to give a man a beej. There's no need to be manipulative in even the slightest way: they'll either do it or slap you in the face for being so blunt.

While I obviously find what Effigy did to be hilariously dumb, I don't necessarily see why you assume that being self-respecting and being 'slutty' are mutually exclusive.

It is so bizarre to me that women themselves engage in slutshaming...

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Dude I was fucking shitfaced that night, and part of what was going on in my mind was it would be funny.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

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It is so bizarre to me that women themselves engage in slutshaming...

I nearly exclusively see women engage in it. And it makes perfect sense once you consider it being something other than a patriarchal social construct.

 

[Matt]

I nearly exclusively see women engage in it. And it makes perfect sense once you consider it being something other than a patriarchal social construct.

Agreed. It results in a lot of women having an inherently negative view of sex in general, not being able to ever enjoy it, etc.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Most self respecting women (not sluts, they are totally out of the equation) would not just drop whatever they are doing to give a man a beej. There's no need to be manipulative in even the slightest way: they'll either do it or slap you in the face for being so blunt.

It was at night and she was getting in her car, and definitely wasn't in a rush to go anywhere.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I had a girl get up from the couch and get my beer from the fridge last night. I was like "Get me a bear, biach" and she was all like "ok" and got up and grabbed the beer for me. I need more women in my life that fetch beers for me.

You asked for a bear and she gave you a beer? Why is that a good thing? More importantly, why would you have a bear in your fridge in the first place?

 

[monoxide_child]

if you want a blowjob that goddamm bad

just get up and eat pussy
seriously, after you go down on a girl,
she'll wanna "return the favor"

 

[monoxide_child]

Most self respecting women (not sluts, they are totally out of the equation) would not just drop whatever they are doing to give a man a beej. There's no need to be manipulative in even the slightest way: they'll either do it or slap you in the face for being so blunt.

you do realize that there are a lot of hetero women that actually really love sucking dick, right??

and 99% of the time, whether or not a female is actually willing to give a blowjob or not has absolutely nothing to do with "self respecting"

 

[EffigyForgotten]

if you want a blowjob that goddamm bad

just get up and eat pussy
seriously, after you go down on a girl,
she'll wanna "return the favor"

The chance of her saying yes to even that was just as low really.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

She would fall under the "self respecting" crowd of women for sure.

 

[monoxide_child]

The chance of her saying yes to even that was just as low really.

She would fall under the "self respecting" crowd of women for sure.

oh
well
in that case
just go try to bang someone else

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Don't have any booty calls or anything like that.

 

[monoxide_child]

Don't have any booty calls or anything like that.

do you have any female friends??

like, have you been "friend zoned" by a completely hetero female that you still have to interact with every single fucking week??

if the answer is "yes", then just ask that girl to set you up with one of her female friends

 

[EffigyForgotten]

do you have any female friends??

like, have you been "friend zoned" by a completely hetero female that you still have to interact with every single fucking week??

if the answer is "yes", then just ask that girl to set you up with one of her female friends

Dude as fucked up as this sounds I literally have zero friends whatsoever anymore, in school hooking up with girls was a piece of fucking cake but now I don't know what to do anymore. I've tried with the girls I actually was still friends with afterwards but those relationships have ended already and none of them talk to me anymore.

 

[The Butt]

Asking for blowjobs is hella lame. I just let em happen. :v

Because he dates 14 year olds

 

[Mort Divine]

and 99% of the time, whether or not a female is actually willing to give a blowjob or not has absolutely nothing to do with "self respecting"

I can't believe it but m_c is spot on here