Males and Females

[Krow]

So everyone in the world who doesn't like black coffee has a degenerate tongue? Wow.....

Come on dude, you've been here long enough. You should know how this stuff works. The darkest, assholest tasting beer = the best. Only true metal accepted. Only blackest ov the black coffee accepted. I've noticed pretty much everything on this website is distorted reality from every other human being I've actually came into contact with.

I actually like black coffee, but with just enough sugar to make it bittersweet. Do I occasionally go for the frozen coffee with a fuckton of sugar and whipped cream and whole milk and caramel drizzled on top? You bet your ass I do.

 

[The Ozzman]

Come on dude, you've been here long enough. You should know how this stuff works. The darkest, assholest tasting beer = the best. Only true metal accepted. Only blackest ov the black coffee accepted. I've noticed pretty much everything on this website is distorted reality from every other human being I've actually came into contact with.

Sigged.

I brew Folger's Columbian very heavy and regularly get complements on the aroma. Every bit as good as Dunkin's and way better than Starbucks. Don't know why people pay so much money for that trash. Brewing your own > Paying per cup.

Folger's is the shit. I don't care what the fucking coffee snobs say. I will take that over Starbucks any fucking day of the week.

I have a Keurig so I try different coffees and I like the Pike's Place Roast enough to keep buying it. There are other superior coffees though.

 

[Dak]

Do I occasionally go for the frozen coffee with a fuckton of sugar and whipped cream and whole milk and caramel drizzled on top? You bet your ass I do.

I get this at times, but without the coffee. Worth the money more than something I can brew in a superior fashion at home. I also occasionally eat some 85% DC with my heavy brewed black Columbian. Either way, I am still ov kvlt status.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

My favorite coffee is when you go to the gas station and fill up a huge fucking 40oz cup with whatever shitty dark bean/Columbian concoction they have for cheap and drink the fuck out of that.

 

[The Ozzman]

I don't know if I could drink 40 ounces of coffee in a day. My heart would explode.

 

[Dak]

I probably drink around 40 ozs most days, although stretched out over most of the day, not at once. Half a 12 cup pot is 36 ozs I think, and I usually at least drink that.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I absolutely love the taste and smell of good coffee. If it were a perfume smell, I'd wear that shit.

My old job had the BEST fucking coffee ever. It was some kind of Italian brand freshly brewed there. Oh man, I'd have 4 cups of that thing one shift alone because it was so fucking good. We'd literally take some ice cream put a shot of expresso in it and make affogato du cafe.... YUM. Who needs the opposite sex when you have good coffee. :]

 

[Matt]

Folger's is the shit. I don't care what the fucking coffee snobs say. I will take that over Starbucks any fucking day of the week.

I have a Keurig so I try different coffees and I like the Pike's Place Roast enough to keep buying it. There are other superior coffees though.

Folgers is pretty good, and I've never been a fan of Starbucks at all. Overpriced shit I can just make myself.

I probably drink around 40 ozs most days, although stretched out over most of the day, not at once. Half a 12 cup pot is 36 ozs I think, and I usually at least drink that.

I drink several 32oz sodas per day, plus a 12oz coffee each morning.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Birthrate drops by one hundred percent. Good coffee and ice cream to blame, sources say.

 

[Nephilim96]

I drink several 32oz sodas per day, plus a 12oz coffee each morning.

That's really, really bad for you.

I like Starbucks if I'm going to get a frappachino or something girly like that, but their coffee is shit. Expensive as fuck too.
For every "Grande" Macchiato, I can buy a used album off of Amazon.

 

[King Richard]

Man, most of you guys have shit taste in coffee. wtf

 

[Mort Divine]

Tea is superior to coffee in most every way.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I'd have to agree with Mort here.

 

[-CC-]

YUM. Who needs the opposite sex when you have good coffee. :]

It's a BBC either way.

 

[damnromulans]

Hohoho!

I like espresso - and I love illy shit that you get in Europe and in frou-frou department stores in North America and Asia. PP makes Bustelo espresso using an Aeropress every morning and then I drink a big cup or two of [insert Colombian blend supermarket ground coffee brand] at work that I brew.

 

[The Butt]

Am I the only one who thinks Starbucks, Dunkin Donuts and Tim Hortons all have coffee that is at the very least decent?

I've never tried Dunkin but Tims has great coffee.

Actually, no it doesn't. Even quality coffee tastes awful when consumed black.

You're drinking it wrong.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

It's a BBC either way.

How come all of a sudden the MALES AND FEMALES thread has turned into a coffee debate? Make a new fucking thread if you kvlt fuckers like coffee so much god damn.

 

[unknown]

I don't drink coffee. Never liked the taste of it. LOVE the smell of it though. Everytime my girlfriend makes or buys coffee, I'll try a sip of it and think, "Nah." I'll stick with tea

 

[King Richard]

Pussy.

 

[Onder]

I like it black like Funerary_Doom.