Males and Females

Krow said:
Come on dude, you've been here long enough. You should know how this stuff works. The darkest, assholest tasting beer = the best. Only true metal accepted. Only blackest ov the black coffee accepted. I've noticed pretty much everything on this website is distorted reality from every other human being I've actually came into contact with.

I actually like black coffee, but with just enough sugar to make it bittersweet. Do I occasionally go for the frozen coffee with a fuckton of sugar and whipped cream and whole milk and caramel drizzled on top? You bet your ass I do.
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Don't get me wrong, I fucking like coffee. I just can't drink it black. At the very least it needs a little sugar like you said. I also love the blended frozen coffee.




By the way, do you guys drink coffee for the taste or for the fucking caffeine?
 
Zephyrus said:
Am I the only one who's never been in the context of blowjobs for their own sake? I've only experienced them as 1) part of foreplay, 2) an alternate way to get off at the end and 3) a substitute for sex when she's on her period.
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i've met girls that actually really like sucking dick

as in, a girl is sucking dick, but she's not even attempting or even wanting any other sex act

i've had my dick sucked by several girls that just simply flat-out don't do any kind of sex other than dick-sucking
 
Vimana said:
You're forgetting oxytocin. Technically I'm just a social ape seeking to fulfill primal desires for grouping, survival, and entertainment. I know I'm a biological machine, chemicals pumping around in a skull. I know that every nuance of everything I experience is because of that hunk of meat in my head, but I just don't think that makes any of my experiences meaningless.

You can always look at everything from a way to make it seem meaningless to distance yourself and dry up life, but I find that annoying and stupid. I like to look at the purely scientific side of it, the purely physical explanation that is devoid of how the actual experience feels, but I do that for my own enrichment and entertainment and I feel sorry for anyone that it detracts from the experience for.

I know that it was all a bunch of chemicals, but so is what's happening when I type this. So is every single aspect of my human experience. So what? It's meaningful because I feel it is meaningful. The meaning is a phenomenon occurring in my brain and is not rendered pointless because it is not mechanical or unexplained.

When you have sex, is your only thought "my penis is getting hard to stick inside the vagina, and the friction is to cause me to ejaculate so that my sperm can enter an egg cell and produce a child because I am an animal seeking reproduction"? Or do you actually live the animal experience and enjoy it?
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this actually has happened to me almost every time i date someone where it's not just a one-night-stand

there's a moment where i'm suddenly wanting to spend the rest of my fucking life with this girl,
then things fall apart,
and then i go from wanting to spend the rest of my life with this girl to fucking someone else within just a couple weeks
 
monoxide_child said:
i've met girls that actually really like sucking dick

as in, a girl is sucking dick, but she's not even attempting or even wanting any other sex act

i've had my dick sucked by several girls that just simply flat-out don't do any kind of sex other than dick-sucking
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The girl I was dating early this year claimed to love sucking dick, even more than receiving oral even..
 
I feel bad. Made my friend cry. Her bf is studying abroad in Spain and I kept joking around with her like "Yeah, he's going to fuck all the hot Spanish chicks up there." and stuff like "Yeah, when I was in my study abroad program, all the girls with boyfriends cheated on them" even though that was a lie. Then, after drinking, she starts crying and fearing that her boyfriend is going to cheat on her and stupid shit like that. And then she breaks up with him.

Fucking gurlz.

She says I had nothing to do with it though, still feel bad though.
 
Master_Yoda77 said:
I feel bad. Made my friend cry. Her bf is studying abroad in Spain and I kept joking around with her like "Yeah, he's going to fuck all the hot Spanish chicks up there." and stuff like "Yeah, when I was in my study abroad program, all the girls with boyfriends cheated on them" even though that was a lie. Then, after drinking, she starts crying and fearing that her boyfriend is going to cheat on her and stupid shit like that. And then she breaks up with him.

Fucking gurlz.

She says I had nothing to do with it though, still feel bad though.
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If you feel bad then why the fuck would you do something like that? You talk about shit like this all the time, maybe you should stop being a dickhead and actually get some real female contact.

I'm interested to see where this goes if you're actually serious, she breaks up him with because she THINKS he was cheating on her, because of you. If I was that guy I would punch you in the fucking nuts.
 
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