Males and Females

[viewerfromnihil]

You would think that kramps' tits look fine, Jake.

Maybe you should just try going younger, it's common practice. I can't really give much advice, because I've only just recently started partaking in the pie, but you won't figure out if you want it unless you take a strong wiff (and maybe a spoonful ).

 

[jakethedog]

reading jaketthedog's posts in Jake the dog's voice makes them even better

I actually speak a lot like him IRL. Good to see you're a fan. I really wish my cat talked like Jake...

But guys. Get this. I ACTUALLY GOT A DATE. ON OKCUPID. LIKE THIS ACTUALLY WORKED. HOLY. FUCKING. FUCK.

 

[The Butt]

Depends. Are you a female? Preferrably with a sweet rack?

Sig material, too lazy to do it right now though.

 

[Nephilim96]

Depends. Are you a female? Preferrably with a sweet rack?

Do you like skinny Asian chicks?

 

[jakethedog]

Sig material, too lazy to do it right now though.

I was actually thinking the same about unknown's comment. But I'm flattered, man. I feel welcomed here after two weeks.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GIRL ACTUALLY LIKES ME THOUGH. And another girl invited me to smoke weed with her. And another girl and I discussed the ways we think mermaids have sex (kinky?) And another girl... well she wasn't that interesting but still. BIG. FUCKING. WIN.

 

[jakethedog]

Do you like skinny Asian chicks?

Do you mean like, RIGHT from Asia? I really feel the cultural thing would be kinda weird... they don't get my sense of humor (then again, most people don't...)

 

[Nephilim96]

No, I'm talking about asian chicks from the east coast who like taking drugs and listening to metal.

 

[Krow]

And talking about pooping.

 

[damnromulans]

I don't think there are any single females on GMD at all these days.

PP is a cat whisperer! He came over to meet our new cats and bonded nearly instantly with the autistic shy one.

 

[Eligos]

I met a couple women in recent weeks who seem interested.

One is a few years younger than me, she models for my friend's body painting studio. She's this skinny little blonde thing and I enjoy how assertive she is, and seems like her interests are well-rounded enough that I wouldn't mind having her around all the time. We had a whole conversation about astronomy and science fiction. I have a date with her on Saturday

The other's this exotic beauty (she looks Brazilian to me) I met a few years ago who's been keeping to herself for the most part. I ran into her at My Bloody Valentine last night and we were both pleasantly surprised to see each other. I found out she's been creeping my Facebook page recently and grabbed her number. We'll see how that one pans out.

 

[unknown]

I didn't know cats could be autistic.

 

[monoxide_child]

bone the girl that's friends with the girl you went to highschool with

seriously
just do this already

 

[jakethedog]

seriously
just do this already

Guess she wasn't interested. But whatever. This chick's way hotter.

And I didn't know cats could be autistic either, but one of mine has profound social anxiety and the other severe feline ADHD.

 

[monoxide_child]

one of mine has profound social anxiety and the other severe feline ADHD.

 

[monoxide_child]

Guess she wasn't interested. But whatever. This chick's way hotter.

well
at least go bang someone

also
what the hell is wrong with plenty of fish??

 

[Onder]

also
what the hell is wrong with plenty of fish??

What? Is there too much fish for your liking?

 

[jakethedog]

I was told by a friend to avoid POF cause "it sucks". My OKC girl and I have been texting all day though, so this seems good.

 

[monoxide_child]

I was told by a friend to avoid POF cause "it sucks". Let's just see how this works out.

yeah
for some reason the people on this forum seem to think it sucks
but the people i know face-2-face love POF
so what i was asking is for specifics
what specifically about PoF don't you guys like??

 

[monoxide_child]

My OKC girl and I have been texting all day though, so this seems good.

have you been talking about sex yet??

 

[Onder]

I was told by a friend to avoid POF cause "it sucks". My OKC girl and I have been texting all day though, so this seems good.

You should learn to post pictures tbh. You're at that point when we already know your mother is embarrassing when she gets drunk so we might aswell judge the cunt you're texting with.