Males and Females

[monoxide_child]

You should learn to post pictures tbh. You're at that point when we already know your mother is embarrassing when she gets drunk so we might aswell judge the cunt you're texting with.

yeah
if you're gonna get laid please post pics of the girl(s) that you're boning

 

[jakethedog]

I'm not gonna post any pictures of her (yet) but I will post one of myself. But only after I make that tell-all thread I've been promising.

 

[monoxide_child]

I make that tell-all thread I've been promising.

do this already

 

[jakethedog]

Just did it, man. Go ahead and read it.

 

[jakethedog]

do this already

Several replies and "faggots" later, all I can say is... Monoxide, I am never, ever, ever listening to you again.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Several replies and "faggots" later, all I can say is... Monoxide, I am never, ever, ever listening to you again.

A rough lesson we all have to learn sooner or later on this board.

 

[Nephilim96]

A rough lesson we all have to learn sooner or later on this board.

 

[wandering_taco]

Yeah don't listen to that guy. He is homeless and has a taste for uncannily thick women.

 

[unknown]

Several replies and "faggots" later, all I can say is... Monoxide, I am never, ever, ever listening to you again.

 

[jakethedog]

Well, now it's just an intro to who I am, Basic Jake stuff you sorta need to know.

And my girl pre-poned our date from Monday... to Saturday. That means we now have late night potential and therefore boning potential, right?

 

[jakethedog]

Yeah don't listen to that guy. He is homeless and has a taste for uncannily thick women.

Sad part is I knew this but considered his suggestion anyway.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Unless she only moved it to Saturday to more quickly postpone you to never Pre-poning sounds like a good thing, tbh. The only pre-pone I've ever had turned into a hook up, but we stopped talking after that. Perhaps that conclusion may interest you.

Great job at being a good sport on your thread that nobody cares about, btw.

 

[jakethedog]

Great job at being a good sport on your thread that nobody cares about, btw.

Heh, I was in a real shitty mood (and coerced by someone...) so I kinda overshared. But I cut out all the emotional porn so now it's just turned into straight metal and the reasons WHY we turned to it. People care about that, right?

 

[Mort Divine]

Is it just me or does jake remind anyone of a male stephani33333 or whatever her user name was?

 

[The Butt]

Was stephani33333 the one GMD scared off after like, 4 posts?

 

[damnromulans]

stephani3333333333 was the best, oh mannnn. I also wish I had been around when Suspiria posted regularly.

pre-poning a date means "I can't wait" - what are you guys gonna do?

 

[Nephilim96]

He said BONE. GAWD!

 

[Krow]

Was stephani33333 the one GMD scared off after like, 4 posts?

Nah I don't think. I'm pretty sure I was even friends with Stephanie on Facebook at one point. She's since deleted me.

Pretty sure the one you're thinking of bailed after I posted a picture of tom thanks all sweaty after her pics.

 

[unknown]

was she the stripper?

 

[Mort Divine]

nah i think she was (at the time) a high schooler or something with family and anxiety problems or something like that

that being the reason i was reminded of her by jakes posting style