Males and Females

The last month or so with my girlfriend has made me realize how unhealthy my past relationships were. If they weren't euphoric, affectionate, sentimental crap, they were bitching and nurturing. It was pathetic. I would say shit like I was so caring and devoted and then find my interest vanish as soon as they did something other than show me affection or ask for me to comfort them.

It shouldn't be such a monumental change for me, but it's a good change. My girlfriend will tell me about her day and I actually find myself listening. I don't even have to mentally motivate myself to do it by thinking things like "you have to do this, blah blah blah." We have common interests I haven't really shared with anyone, and even if we have nothing to talk about (which is more often for us than most people since we're both on the quiet side) we have really comfortable silences.

Also, I find myself more comfortable with fluctuating emotions. I don't totally freak out because we can end up irritating each other or getting mad at each other. We maybe had one real fight, and we managed to resolve it. Petty stuff hardly has any impact at all, and (so far) any issues we've had with the relationship we didn't bury for extended periods of time. It's pretty honest, so far. I like that I can say "so far" in a realistic, not "this is gonna fall apart" way. I'm actually comfortable taking this a day at a time because I don't need any idealized, fantastical feelings or promises in order to be happy with her.

The biggest problem is the distance. It really sucks seeing her once a month (at most), but we talk on the phone every night, so we manage.
 
I almost hooked up with a 17 year old the other night at a party. But I think she's actually 16, so not having condoms worked out well.

Same! Ended up being a one night stand.

Ha! *brofist


if i'd been online when you made the thread
i'd have made a genuine effort to help you with your problems
what the fuck was wrong with everyone else??
you sadistic bastards

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Seeing this place is 90% straight dudes, that's not surprising it sucks for getting laid.

Anyway, if you want my list:
- LOVE blue eyes
- Hair - I think it can always look awesome when it's dyed.
- I have a HUGE weakness for scene girls. HUGE weakness.
- Free thinker (not bound by conventions, religion, etc.)
- Low self-esteem and possibly mentally ill, but still smart.
- Metal lover - even if it's girly metal, they're girls who like metal. That's rare.
- Smokes/drinks or at least doesn't care that I smoke/drink
- At this point, younger than me, but my ultimate wife I want to be older/more mature.
- Really open to trying kinky things in bed.
- Has curves and isn't stick thin, but not OBESE.
- Showers on a daily basis.

There we go.
 
- LOVE blue eyes
- Free thinker (not bound by conventions, religion, etc.)
- Low self-esteem and possibly mentally ill, but still smart.
- Metal lover - even if it's girly metal
- Smokes/drinks or at least doesn't care that I smoke/drink
- Really open to trying kinky things in bed.
- Has curves and isn't stick thin, but not OBESE.
- Showers on a daily basis.

Hi.
 
my perfect sex partner

Not gonna waste time on personality descriptions.

-Persian, Arabic, Indian, Pakistani, North African or Sephardic/Mizrahi Jew. Latina works too.
-black hair
-olive to brown skin
-big doe eyes
-full lips
-Between 4’11 and 5’4
-has curves but is also fit and/or athletic. Not chubby or out of shape.
-more on the submissive side, but not passive or reserved. She still needs to kill it when she’s on top
-is equally down for slow, sensual sex and rough, uninhibited sex, depending on the mood.
-likes making out and cuddling

Unfortunately I blew it the last two times I dated girls like this, but to be fair they were the first two girls I dated after a 5 year relationship and I'm sure I wouldn't say and do all the stupid shit I did then now. And out of all places, UCLA should be the perfect place to meet a girl that fits this description.
 
Butt, I'm honored that you included that in your sig. And now I realize a vital detail of the description in my perfect woman. Luckily my girl is well-endowed.

HamburgerBoy, is that you I described, or your perfect girl?
 
The pleasure is all mine, Jake.

Also, I get paid Friday, fuck yeah. Gonna take my woman on a date, wooooooooo.
 
Many Iranian women date none muslims in the USA? I guess the immigrant communities are more integrated than in the UK.
 
Seeing this place is 90% straight dudes, that's not surprising it sucks for getting laid.

Anyway, if you want my list:
- LOVE blue eyes
- Hair - I think it can always look awesome when it's dyed.
- I have a HUGE weakness for scene girls. HUGE weakness.
- Free thinker (not bound by conventions, religion, etc.)
- Low self-esteem and possibly mentally ill, but still smart.
- Metal lover - even if it's girly metal, they're girls who like metal. That's rare.
- Smokes/drinks or at least doesn't care that I smoke/drink
- At this point, younger than me, but my ultimate wife I want to be older/more mature.
- Really open to trying kinky things in bed.
- Has curves and isn't stick thin, but not OBESE.
- Showers on a daily basis.

There we go.

jesus this one is kind of fucked

hate the fetishization of mental illnesses
 
of course UCLA is the best place...it's right in Little Armenia or Little Tehran...whatever

Exactly. Also, the student body is very diverse.

Many Iranian women date none muslims in the USA? I guess the immigrant communities are more integrated than in the UK.

Most Iranian Americans came over during the revolution. The largest groups were secular, affluent Muslims who were making bank under the Shah, political refuges (often Marxists and socialists) and religious minorities. Since the majority of Muslims were pretty secular to begin with, their children tend to be ever more secular and don't care about dating outside their religion, if they even practice Islam in the first place.