monoxide_child
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This reminds me of an interesting couple I see around. The guy is in his forties and he's supposed to be the richest guy in my neighborhood, a fat bald millionaire in a jump suit. Now his girlfriend (cca 25 yo) obviously has some mental disorders and I don't think it was hard to get her to bed but that's their business really. They bring their own fucking wine bottles to the pub and then ask the waiter for glasses. Last time that crazy bitch with all the disorders you can think of came to the bar where I was standing with a bunch of regulars and she started screaming about her menstruation and the lack of toilet paper in the ladies room. The combination of being retarded and being a spoiled little brat is surely hysterical and punch-worthy. Still she is quite pretty and that retard-style (if I may) gives her something extra that other women don't have, so I understand what people mean by liking that. It's like having a cute animal to fuck and hey, if you have millions in cash why not have that too.
Of course Mort will always be the white knight of the gender/orientation problematics and some words are like knives stabbing his pure fragile heart.
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-Male
-5'11 or taller
-Muscular, fit, strong, basically someone who can beat me at arm wrestling
-Strong jaw
-Race unimportant
-Natural chest hair (not waxed)
-Not bald, but that is forgivable with advanced age
-Views me as an equal and doesn't make a big deal out of it
-Extremely intelligent and not a bum
-Enough common interests where we have stuff we'll enjoy doing together
-MUST LOVE TO EAT. DEALBREAKER
-5'11 or taller
-Muscular, fit, strong, basically someone who can beat me at arm wrestling
-Strong jaw
-Race unimportant
-Natural chest hair (not waxed)
-Not bald, but that is forgivable with advanced age
-Views me as an equal and doesn't make a big deal out of it
-Extremely intelligent and not a bum
-Enough common interests where we have stuff we'll enjoy doing together
-MUST LOVE TO EAT. DEALBREAKER
Jimmy... Dead.
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Take it from a guy with a hairy chest, plenty of women are into that.
@kramp: Are you one of those fuckers that believes it's polite to eat loudly, as it gives compliments to the cook?
@kramp: Are you one of those fuckers that believes it's polite to eat loudly, as it gives compliments to the cook?
KafkaX
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People that eat with their mouth open, or smack their food is cause for me to commit murder. That is easily my biggest pet peave.
unknown
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not speaking for krampus, but I know the Japanese eat loudly as a sign of respect to the cook. It shows you're enjoying the food. I dated a japanese girl for 2 years, and the first time I ate dinner with her family I was appalled. Her mom later asked her if I disliked the food. I loved it. After that, I had to physically train myself to slurp my noodles.
it bugs the shit out of me
it bugs the shit out of me
monoxide_child
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i make this weird humming sound when i really really enjoy the taste of what i'm eating where i'm pretty much silent if it's not super delicious, i think maybe it's kinda like the sound Bree Van De Kamp makes when she's eating something delicious and i've been told that it "sounds like i'm having sex"
Some people with low self esteem like to have their partner to have low self esteem too.
Mort Divine
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oh i get that much, its dumb and serves for nothing further breaking down already broken down people
but the mental illness thing is beyond that
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Hello there
King Richard
Hello there
unknown
fuck ftagn
monoxide_child
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not that i really care
but i realized that i myself don't actually fit this^^ description
-i'm only 5'10
-i'm not quite 30 yet but i can already honestly say that i am definately not as strong as i was in highschool
-have a little bit of a "beer-belly"
-i don't have a "strong-jaw", that's the reason i have facial hair, i'm 29 and cleanshaven my face looks like a child's face, it's kinda creepy
-i don't shave myself between the neck and the waist (except my armpits and my stomach-hair is way the fuck thick-er than my chest-hair, again, looks creepy
-the "not a bum" thing is clearly a reference to me being homeless
-i don't really like cats
-i don't know what her "interests" are exactly, but i somehow think they'll be different than mine
-and sorry, but i prefer the difinitively caucazoid nose
Have you been tested for Narcissistic Personality Disorder? It would never occur to me to think about you when making a list of things I find attractive in a partner 
I do not slurp my food or chew with my mouth open, but I do believe in cleaning one's plate and belching loudly as a sign of appreciation. Japanese people only slurp noodle soup - "dry" noodle dishes (yakisoba for instance) are not slurped unless you're a pig.
If your chest hair is shaped like Batman, you win one...Ben Affleck.
I do not slurp my food or chew with my mouth open, but I do believe in cleaning one's plate and belching loudly as a sign of appreciation. Japanese people only slurp noodle soup - "dry" noodle dishes (yakisoba for instance) are not slurped unless you're a pig.
If your chest hair is shaped like Batman, you win one...Ben Affleck.
monoxide_child
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Have you been tested for Narcissistic Personality Disorder? It would never occur to me to think about you when making a list of things I find attractive in a partner
actually
i saw that you had made your list yesterday
and immediately thought "are any other females going to do this??"
also
i read it yesterday
didn't realize that i didn't fit the discription till today
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