Males and Females

[jakethedog]

Mine's 16 and I'm 23. Thankfully my girl acts older than she actually is. The only member of her family that focuses on school, tries to get good grades, is looking for a job, etc. I love that girl.

Yeah, mine's 18 and I was 23... I'm 24 today (happy birthday to me!) But my friend (who also happens to be female) told me she's just nuts, so I broke it off. I really thought she was hoping for something better, but I feel like she's just using me. Bought her a whole bunch of shit over the weekend and she told me she "needed to get her life together" (wtf?) I'll stay friends with her and all, but I'm sick of the bullshit.

Edit: Nephilim, I'm not sure if you were confusing my situation with TheButt, cause of the ages, but either way, you were right. Shoulda broke it off like... a week after.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Why single out priests? Most people in the upper class of Roman society took brides who were fresh out of puberty, and most of those marriages were arranged. Marriages based on love and age equality were a plebeian affair.

I didn't actually mean back in roman times, I was just hinting at the Catholic Church being a preserved structure of Imperial Roman authority and also at more recent problems with paedophilia and that institution.

 

[Nephilim96]

Edit: Nephilim, I'm not sure if you were confusing my situation with TheButt, cause of the ages, but either way, you were right. Shoulda broke it off like... a week after.

No, I kinda remember him saying that his GF was 18, too. Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm not mixing it up with you.

 

[jakethedog]

No, I kinda remember him saying that his GF was 18, too. Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm not mixing it up with you.

Well coincidentally, it would have been accurate. I'm hoping his gf at 16 is more mature than mine is at 18. You were right, though. Time to move on...

 

[Eligos]

Happy birthday.

 

[Onder]

My new love has but a little time for her new little gypsy companion. Hopefully we can meet friday evening but even that is unsure.

EDIT: All I think of is fucking her but that may be due to the fact that I'm horny as all undone fucks.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Fuck this place has a lot of ephebophiles.

 

[King Richard]

How the hell did you know what that term meant? I had to look it up. Hidin something bro?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I've had a MILF fetish ever since an elementary school's friend's mom. Big fake boobs, big fake blonde hair, fake posh accent, spent half of her time in a bath robe watching television and the other half suntanning. I would love to have sex with a woman in her late 30's/early 40's with a bit of cellulite on a big motherly butt and slight crow's feet around the eyes.

 

[Onder]

Fuck this place has a lot of ephebophiles.

Well there's no denying that 18-19 year olds have a premium body condition.

 

[jakethedog]

I had never heard that term either, but I think that probably refers to dudes in their 30s/40s where it's way more age inappropriate. Basically I'd have way less of a problem with it if these girls acted their age. They have more experience than I do but then they act like 12 year olds. Can't deal with that shit, it messes with my head.

When I do get married, though, I want to marry an older woman. That's one thing I do know.

 

[Zephyrus]

I've never seen that term before but I know what it means.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I've had a MILF fetish ever since an elementary school's friend's mom. Big fake boobs, big fake blonde hair, fake posh accent, spent half of her time in a bath robe watching television and the other half suntanning. I would love to have sex with a woman in her late 30's/early 40's with a bit of cellulite on a big motherly butt and slight crow's feet around the eyes.

MILFs and Cougars are where it's at. There is something dangerous about older women that is ridiculously attractive. You should watch the movie MILF, not because it's a good film (its awful) but it's all about these pathetic freshman college pieces of shits that decide to start banging really hot moms. It's awful, but brilliant.

 

[Nephilim96]

MILFs and Cougars are where it's at.

Fuck yes.

 

[Matt]

My girl acts far older than her age. Tis why I'm pretty sure her and I are gonna last. Ima marry that girl someday.

lol how long have you guys been together? Like a month or two? And you're already talking about marrying her?

Plus she's 16

 

[crimsonfloyd]

My girl acts far older than her age. Tis why I'm pretty sure her and I are gonna last. Ima marry that girl someday.

Just stop saying this. Even if it's true nobody is gonna believe you.

 

[rms]

Every relationship has fights you goof-troop. I don't understand how an almost grown ass man can be together with a girl who has nothing of real world experience. And then she's going to play with every penis in college but yours, just run away weirdo canadian dude.

 

[Matt]

^This. You have no idea what she's going to decide to do with her life either, and expecting her to plan it around you is unwise.

 

[Krow]

Just stop saying this. Even if it's true nobody is gonna believe you.

But dude she's in high school. Pinnacle ov maturity.

 

[Zephyrus]

Just under 5 months actually. And no major fights or arguments, no breakups inbetween, unlike my past relationships (ask Jeremy, either of the Michaels, or David, they had to see me break up and shortly after get back togther, with my exes all the time when I was with them). This relationship is going perfectly, far better than I couldve hoped. She's got the brain and temperment of a 20 year old. I could see myself being super happy of we eventually did do the deed (years and years from now, not anytime fuckin soon)

You mean to say you still follow this pointless celibacy rule? No wonder you're with a teenager, at which age such a thing is more normal.