Males and Females

[Eligos]

I got so close to getting laid this weekend. I didn't pull an Onder or anything, just the bitch was going to come up but had some unexpected bills arise and her paycheck was a couple dozen less than what she was hoping for.

Oh well, masturbation still rules. Ignorance is bliss eh?

Madison Ivy is bliss, but fuckin fuckin is euphoria.

 

[KafkaX]

Got a second date tonight with the chick I met last weekend.

Awesome. Hot. Loves beer. Is into me.

Stoked.

 

[Zephyrus]

Schmidt is en route to Iowa City at this very moment. Going barhopping with him to try to hook him up with some homegrown, cornfed fatass chicks

 

[KafkaX]

Sounds like Schmidt will be happier than a pig in shit.

 

[wandering_taco]

Nice Kafka, good luck!

And Zeph, work some magic for that boy. He needs to finally get that sweet, sweet p00ntang.

 

[The Ozzman]

Madison Ivy is bliss, but fuckin fuckin is euphoria.

Madison Ivy is ridiculous.

 

[The Butt]

We require status reports, Zeph and Schmidt.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Madison Ivy is bliss, but fuckin fuckin is euphoria.

She was hotter before the boob job.

What ever happened with that 17 year old ballerina?

 

[Nephilim96]

Now that I thought about it, it's hilarious how everyone told Eligos to go tap that 17 year old, while everyone makes fun of The Butt for his 16 year old GF.

 

[The Butt]

lul

 

[Einherjar86]

So guys, what's the longest any of you have been apart from a significant other when doing long-distance?

It's been exactly one month since I put LG on a plane back to Maine, 1400 miles away, and I won't see her again till November 23rd. That's just short of three months of no physical contact. Been managing pretty well so far, and it appears she is as well, though her douchebag ex is still pestering her periodically.

My wife and I spent a year apart when I studied in Chicago. We weren't married at that time, but we survived it. Much longer than a year I feel would have been a deal breaker.

You keep using that word.

 

[Eligos]

What ever happened with that 17 year old ballerina?

I'm still seeing her. It's been pretty breezy so far, but we haven't made things official (her choice, I already asked), so we still haven't slept together, per se. Thus the failure to update.

It's my birthday and we're celebrating with my friends tonight, so I'm hoping to get lucky.

 

[unknown]

buddy from norcal is coming into town for the weekend: commence operation liver failure

 

[Eligos]

Going to the Breckenridge Brewery with the mates tonight to celebrate my 23rd, have a DD. Beer beer beer.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

We require status reports, Zeph and Schmidt.

Jeremy and I got drunk. Nothing more to tell.

 

[Zephyrus]

We walked into a karaoke club, got lost, everyone was Asian, and somehow we ended up outside again.

 

[The Butt]

Thats a shame, I was hoping you'd find a greasy trailer park hoe, Schmidt.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

If she looks like Sarah season 3 onward, I'd be set. Mmmmmmmmmm.

 

[KafkaX]

I'm still seeing her. It's been pretty breezy so far, but we haven't made things official (her choice, I already asked), so we still haven't slept together, per se. Thus the failure to update.

It's my birthday and we're celebrating with my friends tonight, so I'm hoping to get lucky.

Fucking cheers Kevin! Happy birthday man, I hope you get fellated by a hot chick, shitfaced, in a alley.

So Friday night was awesome. This chick, simply put, is fucking amazing. We get a long really well, and the fact that she is obscenely vulgar makes me laugh, a lot. Not a typical lady, I like that.

Ive never been with a girl where it felt so fluid and natural before. The 4 times Ive seen her its been the epitome of "hitting it off", you know, shit you see in the movies and think, "this shit never happens in real life". Granted, Ive known her a little over a week, but fuck, this one definitely has my eyebrow raised.

Saw her today and will be seeing her again tomorrow. Cancelled my other "dates" for the weekend because frankly Id rather devote my time to her.

 

[Dak]

Beware of borderlines.