Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I wouldn't be surprised if some women that post here do so under the guise of being men so they can avoid the turbo neckbeard swarms.

This explains everything about you.

Mort's for real male. A number of us have met him IRL.

Wow, shes really that good! incredible.

 

[The Ozzman]

I like how Mort assumes everyone here has a beard. A good majority of us do, but you're not a man unless you have a beard anyway.

 

[Krow]

Coindicentally most people here assume mort has a vagina.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Ukraine is in Europe tbh.

Aaaaanyway....

She-who-will-not-be-flirted-with might see this.

 

[Onder]

She-who-will-not-be-flirted-with might see this.

She-who-doesn't-like-me-I-think only goes here to post photos so I doubt she reads the virginous ramblings in this depressive and altogether bad thread.

 

[King Richard]

I like how Mort assumes everyone here has a beard. A good majority of us do, but you're not a man unless you have a beard anyway.

ppffff, whatever.

Most girls prefer clean shaven or stubble breh. True story.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Most girls prefer money and a fat hog.

 

[KafkaX]

 

[Manic Ferocity]

If you are going to get this bent out of shape over one non-response, that site is not going to work out for you. You have to accept a very high rate of failure.

You should get a notice every time someone visits, unless they are subscribers or have turned on private browsing.

I'm not getting bent out of shape but I do find it silly that these women are on a dating site and acting as if people are stalking them. It's the same everywhere you go, I suppose.

That would explain why she blocked me. I was bored, we seemed to have quite a bit in common, and I got curious enough for repeated viewings. Still stupid. Still overly-paranoid.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Most girls prefer money and a fat hog.

Shit I lol'd

And the chicks I talk to would rather bang Rikker than fucking Christian Renaldo or something.

 

[unknown]

ppffff, whatever.

Most girls prefer clean shaven or stubble breh. True story.

Wait don't you have a little pube goatee or stache thing going on? I've found that a well manicured beard can get the lady bits going too. My girlfriend and most of the girls I met in college preferred a little scruff on the face if it was well maintained

Hello, ladies. Would you like to ride in a teacup with me?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

The Lemmy looks gets all the cunt that I need.

 

[Nephilim96]

So you're fine with getting zero cunt?

 

[The Ozzman]

I bet Lemmy gets a ton of ass

 

[The Ozzman]

Okay, GMD:

So, the chick I referenced earlier? Yeah, we started texting and I let her know about my sexual escapades and now she wants me to drive 90 minutes south and fuck her this weekend.

Trap? Should I do it? OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?!

 

[Kerlif]

I wouldn't be surprised if some women that post here do so under the guise of being men so they can avoid the turbo neckbeard swarms.

I don't think so. Actually, there's nothing to be avoided. Guys don't hit on women here because they are afraid that their forum friends may find them uncool

 

[-CC-]

Okay, GMD:

So, the chick I referenced earlier? Yeah, we started texting and I let her know about my sexual escapades and now she wants me to drive 90 minutes south and fuck her this weekend.

Trap? Should I do it? OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?!

Of course you should do it. However after the first time you need to calculate the quality-of-pussy-versus-distance-of-drive ratio. Don't want to spend that gas money for necrophilia. Best case scenario is make her drive to you, but that's not going to happen.

 

[KafkaX]

Okay, GMD:

So, the chick I referenced earlier? Yeah, we started texting and I let her know about my sexual escapades and now she wants me to drive 90 minutes south and fuck her this weekend.

Trap? Should I do it? OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?!

The goal is to always fuck them, unless they are unattractive or harbor diseases in their snatch.

She just sounds fucking weird.

 

[The Ozzman]

Best case scenario is make her drive to you, but that's not going to happen.

She's already established that it isn't an option.

 

[Eligos]

Just remember, pics or it didn't happen. Do what you've gotta do.