Males and Females

whatever, krampus. we don't want you here in LA anyway







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That being said, the Bay area is freaking awesome, but Portland is even better, in my opinion. San Diego is a blast, especially for food and beer. Same for Portland. I know how you are. If you want amazeballs food, go to San Diego, SF and Portland.
 
PP wants to go to the desert and we're likely flying into Las Vegas because for some reason it's $200 cheaper to do that than go anywhere in CA. The plan is (very roughly) to drive through the desert to the coast and go up 101 or State Highway 1 or whatever the PCH is called. And then go to space because Shpongle.
 
Avalon is a decent club. I wouldnt want to see him there though. It will be way too crowded and the EDM scene that goes there are fucking douches.

Last time I saw him was at The Wiltern a few years ago. Favorite venue in LA and first time I ever dropped Acid. Great time.

I second Santa Cruz, San Fran and San Diego. From Vegas Id drive to Joshua Tree and hit that park/town, then down to San diego for the first show...Then trek it all the way up to San Francisco.

Sounds like a good time. I wouldnt mind seeing him again, but I havnt had the best experiences with that venue in LA.
 
Leaving to pick up my date in about 30 minutes. Wish me luck. Didn't dress up. Fuck that shit. I only dress up for funerals and weddings. Cthulhu shirt and black jeans. Fuck the haters.

Actually, Breaking Bad t-shirt and black jeans.
 
Date Report Cunts: Met the girl at her place and got coffee. She's adorable and giggly and stuff which is expected, she's only 19 for fucks sake. She did a lot of the usual girly stuff (lots of Oh My Goshes) but whatever. Fortunately she didn't use the myspace angle, but she's not thin either. Just my type :) she's got some cans on her too.

But yeah, we got drinks but she didn't want to stay so we drove back to my place and we just chilled there for a few hours. I taught her a few songs on guitar and she's actually decent for only playing for a month. Certainly better than I was lol. After that we just chilled and chatted and I convinced her to do a shot of vodka, which was hilarious as it was shitty Dimitri's battery-acid tasting vodka. But she did it lol. She had to go for class but she hinted at skipping and asked me what I was doing, but unfortunately I have some fucking grad school shit to do tonight so we parted. However, as I dropped her off she made it very clear that she wanted me to text/call her back.

So yeah, no poon tang or anything, but she seemed interested in me. She also was super impressed with my guitar skills lol as she's never seen anyone play guitar like that and all I was doing was hitting a few chords.
 
Date Report Cunts: Met the girl at her place and got coffee. She's adorable and giggly and stuff which is expected, she's only 19 for fucks sake. She did a lot of the usual girly stuff (lots of Oh My Goshes) but whatever. Fortunately she didn't use the myspace angle, but she's not thin either. Just my type :) she's got some cans on her too.

But yeah, we got drinks but she didn't want to stay so we drove back to my place and we just chilled there for a few hours. I taught her a few songs on guitar and she's actually decent for only playing for a month. Certainly better than I was lol. After that we just chilled and chatted and I convinced her to do a shot of vodka, which was hilarious as it was shitty Dimitri's battery-acid tasting vodka. But she did it lol. She had to go for class but she hinted at skipping and asked me what I was doing, but unfortunately I have some fucking grad school shit to do tonight so we parted. However, as I dropped her off she made it very clear that she wanted me to text/call her back.

So yeah, no poon tang or anything, but she seemed interested in me. She also was super impressed with my guitar skills lol as she's never seen anyone play guitar like that and all I was doing was hitting a few chords.

Next time ditch the guitar and make her play with your dick.



Unless you got a Gibson.
 
Nope. Shitty $50 Ibanez acoustic and shitty $80 Schecter Omen. I was showing off my shredding skills and next time I definitely plan on shredding something else.

Also, more people need to use the term "fingerblast"