Males and Females
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crimsonfloyd
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Jimmy... Dead.
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Astrum
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A stocking with sex toys including anal beads would be a good idea actually.
Her birthday and christmas are a week apart so I'm going to get her a bunch of little stuff, I'm on house arrest so we can't go anywhere and do anything big. Normally I would get her some small thoughtful things then plan a trip or get tickets to something maybe, but this year it's all presents. So far I'm getting her: a pair of cheetah print Vans that she always screeches when she sees in any mall, because she loves cheetah print like the freaky hipster slut she is. And a stocking with sex toys sounds like a good idea too.
let's keep them coming seriously, anything good/thoughtful/funny would be super helpful
Her birthday and christmas are a week apart so I'm going to get her a bunch of little stuff, I'm on house arrest so we can't go anywhere and do anything big. Normally I would get her some small thoughtful things then plan a trip or get tickets to something maybe, but this year it's all presents. So far I'm getting her: a pair of cheetah print Vans that she always screeches when she sees in any mall, because she loves cheetah print like the freaky hipster slut she is. And a stocking with sex toys sounds like a good idea too.
let's keep them coming seriously, anything good/thoughtful/funny would be super helpful
Serjeant Grumbles
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SentinelSlain
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A book on becoming a dominatrix and a strap on dildo.
An AR-15.
Mein Kampf
A pet wolf.
A bend over boyfriend dvd.
A foot spa.
Fur underwear.
An early Manowar album on vinyl.
A shemale real doll.
A stars and bars flag rebel flag.
Some crayons.
An AR-15.
Mein Kampf
A pet wolf.
A bend over boyfriend dvd.
A foot spa.
Fur underwear.
An early Manowar album on vinyl.
A shemale real doll.
A stars and bars flag rebel flag.
Some crayons.
What the fuck is Vijay cunting Prozak randomly doing popping in a social thread about relationships to ask a question about Ozzman's CoC blurb in his sig? Not that I'm against it or anything.I liked this post by you:
It was actually super easy to find all this. All I had to do was search "waif" in the search engine thing.
unknown
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apparently not. See my sig (He added the bit about Pepper after their last album)
To grade 10 right? Hhurhurhurhruhruhrur
You should get a job as the janitor there and sell hash.
You should get a job as the janitor there and sell hash.
Matt
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Being a school janitor has always been one of those careers that wouldn't be horrible imo. Especially if you work after hours, you just have to get your shit done and then you can just do whatever.
I share that opinion. The worst of it is cleaning the occasional baby out of a toilet stall or pouring cedar chips on barf. Maybe whitewashing "SO-AND-SO IS A WHORE" off of some walls.
MasterOLightning
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Master_Yoda77
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The janitor at my high school used to crowd around us outside after school and tell us of all the hilarious stories of how he fingerblasted some dirty fucks when he was younger. Hilarious.
Eligos
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HamburgerBoy
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I had a cool janitor in 5th grade as well. I remember one time he looked at my t-shirt and said "Dolphins? Don't be such a girl" (it was actually barbed wire which I corrected him on), and then I made of his pink keychain and he'd laugh. We (including a friend or two) would pick on each other back and forth and he'd tell stories about how he was almost killed my lightning cleaning roofs and stuff. Kind of a burly hippie/serial rapist type, big 70's glasses and a bigger blonde/ginger beard surrounding a crooked smile. It's funny because today I'd probably be afraid of him.
Dak
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