Males and Females

[crimsonfloyd]

OMG Monxoide is back! This is like when Varg got out of jail!

 

[monoxide_child]

OMG Monxoide is back! This is like when Varg got out of jail!

yeah, came back, did you think i would be gone forever??

 

[The Butt]

Holy fuck, welcome back!

Fuck your grandmother for meth lately???

 

[Mort Divine]

yeah, came back, did you think i would be gone forever??

i was hoping you would be

 

[monoxide_child]

Holy fuck, welcome back!

Fuck your grandmother for meth lately???

No
I just a couple min ago i shot my wad into someone that isnt related to me

 

[monoxide_child]

i was hoping you would be

Not quite sure if i should laugh or be offended

 

[Nephilim96]

Now I remember why I don't like you:

You reply to EVERYTHING.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Just installed Tinder. I hear it's real easy to find Women that want to hook up. This might be fun.

 

[The Ozzman]

What is Tinder?

 

[Nephilim96]

What is Tinder?

It's a phone app where you go through a bunch of single girls' profiles in rapid fire style.

 

[MasterOLightning]

Doesn't it interface through Facebook to pull users photos? I doubt that works out well for the selectively photogenic among us.

 

[damnromulans]

Nah, I didnt say anything overly provocative. Worse thing I said was that she looked like Robert Smiths illegitimate child (because of the way she was dressed). Other than that I was quite pleasant and honest when it came to dating - I told her I'd like to be with more than one girl, don't believe in monogamy; she asked, initiated and pushed the conversation and I decided to be brutally honest and not waste time.

I would take that as a compliment

 

[Eligos]

Went and got shitfaced with my lady last night at some pubs and a barcade that doesn't pour ABV-appropriate portions of big beers. We were far too intoxicated for shenanigans when we got home.

5 AM rolls around and I wake up to a pale vision tearing my clothes off. Time to fuck is now.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I got drunk as fuck last night and lost my v-card to a goth girl. Twas fun. I couldn't seem to cum though, good thing I guess since I didn't wear a condom or anything. I hope I don't get AIDS.

 

[Matt]

Alcohol and sex sometimes do not mix well. That's probably why

 

[The Ozzman]

since I didn't wear a condom or anything.

The odds are very small, but you're still a dumbass for not wearing a rubber.

Now, pics of goth girl

 

[KafkaX]

I got drunk as fuck last night and lost my v-card to a goth girl. Twas fun. I couldn't seem to cum though, good thing I guess since I didn't wear a condom or anything. I hope I don't get AIDS.

I seriously hope you're joking. I always glove my shit unless it's my girlfriend.

Happy you got some pussy, though. ::high five::

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Yeah. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Whatever though. Yolo.

I have no pics of this girl though. Just met her last night.

 

[Lateralus14]

You do realize that people with no substantial arguments have been capitalizing on your virginity for years now to achieve "oooh, burn" and such, right? What the fuck will posters here do now? Did you even think about this before getting your dick wet or were you not even thinking about the metal forum you frequent? Fuck you.

 

[Krow]

Proud of you for going in bare. First times don't count if you aren't doing it stupidly.