MasterpieceMesias
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Thankfully, though, I'll probably be long dead by the time humanity's ultimate fate finally decides to rear its ugly head. So fuck it
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Vimana
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We've gone through some pretty big changes since the Pleistocene, so with the introduction of the internet age, I'd be careful about saying "ultimate fate." We have seven billion people and a very new environment, so new selection pressures could change the way humans are pretty quickly.
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since the last time i posted here
i've been having lots of sex with my girlfriend, i stopped eating my chef's pussy, and she's been having trouble deciding between the 2 guys that are fucking her
i've been having lots of sex with my girlfriend, i stopped eating my chef's pussy, and she's been having trouble deciding between the 2 guys that are fucking her
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So a couple days ago I was tripping with a friend and some of his friends, and I felt too far gone and asked one of them to touch me. We ended up stroking each other's hands and staring at each other for I don't know how long, then I stood up and started examining her like she was some animal I never saw before. I started running my fingers through her hair like I was a chimpanzee. She seemed kind of weirded out by it at first, but then kept trying to find excuses for us to be alone. I ended up excusing myself from the room because I thought sex would be weird, and then proceeded to touch her a little more in the hallway. She let me and gave me this look, but then I left. Since then, she's added me on Facebook and told me to let her know when I'm in town again.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
monoxide_child
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is there a reason you can't fuck her??
like, does she have a boyfriend, do you have a girlfriend??
if the answer is "no", then just go fuck her already and get it over with
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Onder
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Fuck you and your playing with words. It's not like there's a single person here that doesn't know alcohol is technically a drug so stop being a bitch goddamit.
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SentinelSlain
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Yeah you're pretty shit at sarcasm and overall you come across like some kind of wannabe brit.
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Vimana
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I tried sex on mushrooms and it was kind of like if I became a frog and had to have sex the way a frog does but I've never been a frog before but I know what it's like to be a frog but I don't know so I just stare at her and we laugh at my limp dick and then put our clothes back on.
Eligos
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Never done it, but I think I'll try some time this year. Smoked bud and fucked during the other day, and that was some of the most intensely passionate shit I've ever been through.
KafkaX
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I cant perform any sexual act under the influence of psychedelics or even if im rolling.
It all sounds good, but I trip way too fucking hard to even get it up.
It all sounds good, but I trip way too fucking hard to even get it up.
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