Males and Females

[King Richard]

Laura, no offense or anything, but I have never understood why you stand upon the altar of so many a GMD member, you kinda just look like a normal Japanese gal to me.

Then again, azns are far outside of my sexual wheelhouse.

Just your sexual one huh? Not all of your wheelhouses? Laura is Korean ya tard.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Maybe this recent criticism is geared towards a different meaning, but I always thought the friendzone was more about a desire for romance than sex. It sucks because of the unrequited feelings, not the lack of sex. And I think it's sexist of women to assume guys are only interested in girls for the sex. Guys put in the effort to be friends because they like the girl and hope they'll eventually win her affections over time. If that affection never comes, that's disappointing. I'm not going to make excuses for those who turn around and call the girl a bitch and say mean things when it doesn't work out. That's a shitty thing to do. But I don't see anything wrong with a guy wanting to end the friendship if it's causing too much emotional distress.

Yeah agreed with most of that. Thing is, putting in time doesn't win someone's affection. If it does, it's because they're settling, and who wants to feel like a last resort? If she aint interested after the first month or two of hangin, you should know where you stand and move on if you want something more.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

An 18-year-old with a 40-year-old violates the half-your-age-plus-seven rule. The lowest a 40-year-old can go is 27.

That's a silly rule lol :/ if you're attracted to someone both physically and emotionally then I really don't see the problem. Don't get me wrong, I personally couldn't get into a relationship with someone who's any younger than my bf, but in all honesty, when he came walking through the door the first time I saw him, it was instant animal attraction. I didn't think bout how old he was or anything else, just that I wanted him lol I didn't find out how old he was till the next day, after we'd stayed up most the night chatting and chilling out

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I think the "half your age + 7" only applies to the older person.

I think it's all bullshit subjectivism. It's not about age but intelligence. I was bangin this chick once and every time I started to really let loose and get into a groove she would cry out "excruciating!" Then after a minute we would keep going. After about the the third time she finally said "we need to stop the pain is excruciating. excruciating... e-x-c-r-u-c-i-a-t-i-n-g. excruciating."

smart kid.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I think it's all bullshit subjectivism. It's not about age but intelligence. I was bangin this chick once and every time I started to really let loose and get into a groove she would cry out "excruciating!" Then after a minute we would keep going. After about the the third time she finally said "we need to stop the pain is excruciating. excruciating... e-x-c-r-u-c-i-a-t-i-n-g. excruciating."

smart kid.

That's either marriage material or someone you should steer very, very clear of.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Right over your head huh

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Lol

 

[Master_Yoda77]

For what it's worth: I don't claim to be hot or attractive in any sense. The idea of any girl finding me attractive is hilarious and pathetic.

I'm still waiting to see a pic of Lateralus so we can all see what the pinnacle of attractiveness looks like.

 

[The Ozzman]

Why do you feel the need to comment about how attractive you think you are on a constant basis? Insecure much?

Because I'm the pinnacle of attractiveness.

 

[romanticism]

I actually get kinda annoyed when you compare yourself to your sig. The attractive basics are there. The same attractive subtleties are not. And I don't mean you're not a good-lookin' guy or w/e, but you're not quite like him.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Seriously dude, being attractive is looking like you belong in that fucking body. Perfect example is my buddy, we call him Paulman. He was single, and a virgin at the time, so of course I'd rotate his pic to female friends who also bitched about being single. On the pic, they'd say no. But one of them met him, developed a crush, and he ended up turning HER down. He's total Socrates chill ass motherfucker, and when you look at him in person and hear how he talks, you can tell.

 

[romanticism]

Seriously dude, being attractive is looking like you belong in that fucking body.

I agree with this to an extent. But at some point, features must be considered. After all, my late cat looks like he's in the right body but I don't go around fucking dead cats, now do I?

 

[CF87]

I'd bury my tongue in her ass.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I like your cock, the way it looks.

My cock is fucking beautiful. My gay friend/rapist keeps asking for photos. It's one of those things you can't stop thinking about once you've seen it.

For what it's worth: I don't claim to be hot or attractive in any sense. The idea of any girl finding me attractive is hilarious and pathetic.

I'm still waiting to see a pic of Lateralus so we can all see what the pinnacle of attractiveness looks like.

Has Lateralus actually claimed that? I picture him as a pasty ponytailed guy, something kinda similar to that one tiny image of Dodens on some website somewhere. If he turns out to be fabulous it will make my day.

 

[CF87]

My cock is fucking beautiful. My gay friend/rapist keeps asking for photos. It's one of those things you can't stop thinking about once you've seen it.

I have a great bod, you could touch me and kiss me. If I get hard you can tell me if you like the way my cock looks.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

What kind of a great bod? I'm more into the skinny 18 year old physique than the ripped bodybuilding type. I mean, if you're the latter I'd probably let you fuck me provided you've demonstrated adequate personal hygiene, but it's going to be difficult to feel secure enough for kissin' n caressin' unless you exude innocence and androgynous beauty.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I agree with this to an extent. But at some point, features must be considered. After all, my late cat looks like he's in the right body but I don't go around fucking dead cats, now do I?

Everyone has preferences, true. For instance, most people would probably prefer to fuck a cat that's still alive.

But when someone just OWNS their looks... idk man. I think you get me here.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Seriously dude, being attractive is looking like you belong in that fucking body.

This literally means nothing. Fuck you.

He's total Socrates chill ass motherfucker, and when you look at him in person and hear how he talks, you can tell.

Socrates was actually a dickhead.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

The jibber-jabber about the age rule is oddly topical for me, because I'm pretty sure I'm officially dating that one woman that's my mother's age now. As the great Dr. Steve Brule says, I don't care.

 

[romanticism]

1) I never claimed to be attractive, nor have i even discussed my "looks" here to my knowledge. Truth is I'm pretty average looking (the kind of person that would get the "oh you look just like this guy i know" thing a lot)

2) I never claimed that Yoda bragged about his looks either. I was simply saying that his personality fits

I suppose I could post a pic...

Edit: The truth is I'd probably get lumped in with BurgerBoy because, despite being as old as many of you, I don't do the facial hair or lookin' like a hooligan or w/e. No offense to any of you, in fact, it's probably more of a slight to me, as I look closer to BurgerBoy than YodaMaster.