Males and Females

[CF87]

What kind of a great bod? I'm more into the skinny 18 year old physique than the ripped bodybuilding type. I mean, if you're the latter I'd probably let you fuck me provided you've demonstrated adequate personal hygiene, but it's going to be difficult to feel secure enough for kissin' n caressin' unless you exude innocence and androgynous beauty.

I'm 5'6" in the 150 range. I have no desire to be ripped. Anyways, you should see how women look at me!.

 

[Nephilim96]

I'd bury my tongue in her ass.

YUMMMY

 

[Zephyrus]

Somebody needs to bust out that image macro of Big Dave and settle this argument once and for all.

 

[Dak]

Someone get me a mirror.

 

[damnromulans]

Laura, no offense or anything, but I have never understood why you stand upon the altar of so many a GMD member, you kinda just look like a normal Japanese gal to me.

Then again, azns are far outside of my sexual wheelhouse.

wat. I don't stand on anyone's altar, if anything 90% of posters are just like "ew I don't like Asians"

The other 10% are just REALLY INTO GUNPLAY, PM ME FOR PICS OF MY FOREARM VEINS

 

[Dak]

All you kramps.

 

[uhhhhmmmm4]

Thats crazy

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

That would be a mean handjob.

 

[Matt]

Asians can be extremely attractive. I'm a fan.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

WOW! That's awesome! Laura you would totally kill me in an arm wrestle match but I'd try anyways just to test those guns.

 

[unknown]

do you have a permit for those guns, laura?

 

[Eligos]

Guns you have a permit for those guns, tank girl?

 

[damnromulans]

WOW! That's awesome! Laura you would totally kill me in an arm wrestle match but I'd try anyways just to test those guns.

I'm terrible at arm wrestling and have lost to pretty much everyone I've ever arm wrestled, even people who are way skinnier than me. I can only do like 5 pullups on a good day.

SO more like cowboy shootout shooting blanks guns I guess.

@Jimmy you should see my calluses

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I'm more interested in how much you can squat.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I'm terrible at arm wrestling and have lost to pretty much everyone I've ever arm wrestled, even people who are way skinnier than me. I can only do like 5 pullups on a good day.

SO more like cowboy shootout shooting blanks guns I guess.

@Jimmy you should see my calluses

Reminds me of a gay friend my mom had, dude was built like a tank but it was purely for looks. He actually called her once from the gym scared because there were some guys giving him dirty looks and he wanted her to come keep him safe

I miss that guy.

 

[damnromulans]

I'm more interested in how much you can squat.

Probably not that much. I have the hips of an 80 year old and sciatica. I'm pulling 15 lb higher than my body weight for deadlifts and could probably go heavier but I don't want to break myself.

If I ever got in a fight I'd probably lie on the ground and cry. Or start biting.

 

[The Ozzman]

I actually get kinda annoyed when you compare yourself to your sig. The attractive basics are there. The same attractive subtleties are not. And I don't mean you're not a good-lookin' guy or w/e, but you're not quite like him.

I actually get kinda annoyed whenever you fucking post, but I can't do anything about that so I guess I'm stuck

I look more like this guy:

especially with longer hair:

but yeah, I get it

 

[Nephilim96]

You need a haircut. That hair is awful, and makes you look like a nutjob.

<3

 

[The Ozzman]

That picture was also 5+ years ago

 

[Nephilim96]

You still need a haircut