Males and Females
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Onder
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A good thing about girls is that there's so many of them. Once you fall in love with some unavailable one you can always play a little trick on yourself and go after another even if it's just a distraction. And there's more and more.
Lately I seem not to be able to fall in love. Not even girls I fuck or see daily at school, and that's been traditionally happening to me. Some girls I've known for longer still have a special place in my heart though which I realized about a week ago during our school festival. It's a big thing where we vote the prettiest student of our university. Basically girls walk around in bikinis and professors from various faculties form a commission and vote for which one has the nicest ass. Then there's bands playing and a lot of weed smoked. This year there was about 10000 people from all of Prague because our campus is a pretty place and the festival rules.
Well this year I drank even more than regularly on this party because the same day I passed my last exam. It was pretty easy but you have to celebrate and I was drinking pretty heavily for the entire day. I had two bottles of great wine and I also had three Urquells at the campus pub and also some weed and I didn't eat much. No wonder my shit got all liquid and I had trouble finding a toilet open because they close the dorms at 8:00PM so no drunks go inside and sleep there like homeless gypsies. Well as I was walking around there completely wasted in panic I shat myself a little. Not that I ruined my shorts, it was just that liquid shit between your bums and you know you've been a bad boy. And well, as I was walking there rapidly thinking about where to have my sanitary toilet visit, I met my fucking Polish ex-girl. And it was about a year since I've talked to her and we were planning to so I had to stop by with my shitted bums and do a little small-talk.
It was probably horrible but I don't remember a single sentence. I remember I noticed her boyfriend after few lines and I remember her voice was cracking, she sounded like she smoked 50 cigs a day which was amazing.
The next day I woke up on the couch at my father's place and the first thing that came to my head was her fucking name. That moment I realized that my feelings for her would come back in 30 seconds and the fact that it didn't happen full-on that time was probably caused by having shit coming out of my ass while talking to her. She's just so full of energy. And I'm not.
I texted her and she responded along the lines of "you were nice and I enjoyed talking to you, but you were a bit perplexed" and I said oh yeah I don't know why. Then I checked the damage on my shorts and took a shower cause my ass got all irritated from spending 30 minutes looking for the toilet. The girl I fuck now messaged me too, saying that she's sorry she didn't find me later on that party. She's too fucking kind to me. I shit myself and leave her without saying anything and it's HER FAULT?
Yesterday I was drinking with my friends from school and my ginger dreadlocks friend said I was his idol because I have an older girlfriend who I give zero fucks about. He said he's not capable of that. However, it's not an ability! I'm just incapable of loving her and I'm also incapable of saying "no fuck you I don't love you and I never will".
I'm afraid no new girl can override the special feelz I have for about 10 girls that I remember from the past.
Horse-chick being another fucking example.
Lately I seem not to be able to fall in love. Not even girls I fuck or see daily at school, and that's been traditionally happening to me. Some girls I've known for longer still have a special place in my heart though which I realized about a week ago during our school festival. It's a big thing where we vote the prettiest student of our university. Basically girls walk around in bikinis and professors from various faculties form a commission and vote for which one has the nicest ass. Then there's bands playing and a lot of weed smoked. This year there was about 10000 people from all of Prague because our campus is a pretty place and the festival rules.
Well this year I drank even more than regularly on this party because the same day I passed my last exam. It was pretty easy but you have to celebrate and I was drinking pretty heavily for the entire day. I had two bottles of great wine and I also had three Urquells at the campus pub and also some weed and I didn't eat much. No wonder my shit got all liquid and I had trouble finding a toilet open because they close the dorms at 8:00PM so no drunks go inside and sleep there like homeless gypsies. Well as I was walking around there completely wasted in panic I shat myself a little. Not that I ruined my shorts, it was just that liquid shit between your bums and you know you've been a bad boy. And well, as I was walking there rapidly thinking about where to have my sanitary toilet visit, I met my fucking Polish ex-girl. And it was about a year since I've talked to her and we were planning to so I had to stop by with my shitted bums and do a little small-talk.
It was probably horrible but I don't remember a single sentence. I remember I noticed her boyfriend after few lines and I remember her voice was cracking, she sounded like she smoked 50 cigs a day which was amazing.
The next day I woke up on the couch at my father's place and the first thing that came to my head was her fucking name. That moment I realized that my feelings for her would come back in 30 seconds and the fact that it didn't happen full-on that time was probably caused by having shit coming out of my ass while talking to her. She's just so full of energy. And I'm not.
I texted her and she responded along the lines of "you were nice and I enjoyed talking to you, but you were a bit perplexed" and I said oh yeah I don't know why. Then I checked the damage on my shorts and took a shower cause my ass got all irritated from spending 30 minutes looking for the toilet. The girl I fuck now messaged me too, saying that she's sorry she didn't find me later on that party. She's too fucking kind to me. I shit myself and leave her without saying anything and it's HER FAULT?
Yesterday I was drinking with my friends from school and my ginger dreadlocks friend said I was his idol because I have an older girlfriend who I give zero fucks about. He said he's not capable of that. However, it's not an ability! I'm just incapable of loving her and I'm also incapable of saying "no fuck you I don't love you and I never will".
I'm afraid no new girl can override the special feelz I have for about 10 girls that I remember from the past.
Horse-chick being another fucking example.
uhhhhmmmm4
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Something in My Eye
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Onder, I can relate to all of that. Except the shitting-your-pants part. Last time I shat myself when I was drunk, I went into the closest bar's bathroom and wiped myself and threw my undies in the trash. I get paranoid about smelling bad, no matter how intoxicated I am. I'd have avoided my ex until I was shit-free.
Like a mediocre half-bad acid trip or a special day that had a lot of really difficult parts, it's human nature to dress up and cherry pick the best memories of stuff/people.
You will fall in love and it will be glorious! Sorry you pooped yourself.
You will fall in love and it will be glorious! Sorry you pooped yourself.
Krow
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Kramp, that's truly awful. You should let your bf get some side for his birthday and/or Christmas. At least thank him for having willpower and dealing with that hole.
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I hadnt read this thread for a while and fuck
Hey, if your gonna quote that, you have to include my "no homo". That's bro code.
uhhhhmmmm4
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Jimmy... Dead.
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Onder, do you have experience with french girls? If so, what do you think? I'm kinda dating this girl and she confuses the shit out of me. It's probably a cultural thing so
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I was acquainted with a Walloon girl once and she was horrendous. A total slut whose whole existence and philosophy on life was basically her sexuality + shallow middle class-ness. The sprinkling of reasonableness and deeper intelligence that saves most human females from a category of worthlessness was totally absent in her.
ProphetofHatred
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Do you really have to say "human females"? You sound like a pseudo-intellectual douchebag. Seriously what else could you be referring to? Ducks?
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I've dated two French girls from when I used to live there. Not sure if I can assist, didn't find them wildly different from other women other than that they were both ashamed of their small tits (for the record, so was I).
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i used to fuck a french prostitute who looked like Eva Green (no joke i have video proof)
one time i was licking her asshole and i said "c'est la trou ou la merde sort, oui?" (it's the hole where shit comes out, yes?)
to which she answered "oui, comme toi" (yes, like you)
burned.
i loved her ;_;
one time i was licking her asshole and i said "c'est la trou ou la merde sort, oui?" (it's the hole where shit comes out, yes?)
to which she answered "oui, comme toi" (yes, like you)
burned.
i loved her ;_;
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MasterOLightning
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What's the oldest chick any of you guys have banged? Or would bang, realistically? (No celebrities.)
I'm contemplating one who's... up there. Super fun personality. Really good, petite body for her age, but total mom hair and face.
I'm contemplating one who's... up there. Super fun personality. Really good, petite body for her age, but total mom hair and face.
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