Males and Females

The annoying thing about sex is that there's like this weird hard to achieve biting point (see what I did there) between them being such a slut you dare not go without a condom and them being basically bad at sex, especially oral. Also, after years of wanking, women generally seem "too loose". So basically it usually isn't as good as I've been dreaming of. Good oral is, but I refuse to put my cock into the mouth of fate with slutty women, and unslutty women suck at sucking.
 
SentinelSlain said:
The annoying thing about sex is that there's like this weird hard to achieve biting point (see what I did there) between them being such a slut you dare not go without a condom and them being basically bad at sex, especially oral. Also, after years of wanking, women generally seem "too loose". So basically it usually isn't as good as I've been dreaming of. Good oral is, but I refuse to put my cock into the mouth of fate with slutty women, and unslutty women suck at sucking.
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Some unslutty women are good at sucking. And some aren't too loose. There's a match for everyone.
 
You live in fucking Prague. It's easy to get laid there. I don't think I'll be able to take another dry Summer.
 
SentinelSlain said:
You live in fucking Prague. It's easy to get laid there. It isn't here. Christ it isn't here. Women are such fucking bitches. I don't think I'll be able to take another dry Summer. I'll have to do something.
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Hooker? I mean, shit, I personally wouldn't do it, but if you're really that desperate...
Either that or you could deal with the bitchiness and improve your 'game'
As for me, though, I don't know
I moved to a new area so I've not a clue how the women are here and I am unsure of how things'll turn out within the next year
 
I started talking (a lot) with this one girl on OKC for the past few days and it seems like we have a lot in common. She wants to meet up in a week. I'm stoked! But this week is gonna take forever.
 
MasterpieceMesias said:
Hooker? I mean, shit, I personally wouldn't do it, but if you're really that desperate...
Either that or you could deal with the bitchiness and improve your 'game'
As for me, though, I don't know
I moved to a new area so I've not a clue how the women are here and I am unsure of how things'll turn out within the next year
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Area is the thing. People in my area are mostly retards and I can't cope with women who can't hold conversation. All women from around here do is look terrified and try and coerce men into behaving in the correct manner for the specific square meter of the world they are stood in, in a really shallow, inane way, with extremely limited and poor usage of the English language. It's mostly unspoken communication (which I hate) and being anti-intellectual.
 
I don't really care. I don't completely trust the IQ test, anyway. Also, I think the concept of race is only good for humor and is pretty stupid otherwise.
 
Okay, I like to penetrate female genitalia by the voluntary movement of my own body. Btw, I'm eating a sandwich and it just got weird. Oh well, it's delicious.
 
Could be a veggie sandwich fwiw. Let's not discriminate on sandwiches now.

Edit: in b4 mort
 
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