Males and Females

[SentinelSlain]

People who go around accusing people of being gay, with a ridiculous retarded howler monkey like facial expression generally are gay.

 

[waif]

This guy just started talking to me and then saying I need more revealing profile pictures and shit. I pointed out I'm straight and his profile says he's straight...did't stop. Is this what it's like for women when guys hit on them?

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Straight guys only, no gay stuff, amirite?

 

[waif]

I've had gay guys hit on me before and usually I don't mind, but this dude seriously weirded me out.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I seem to be having a great conversation with a fellow English graduate and world traveler. AND, she was the one to message me. Who da fuq does that? I just asked her out for drinks, so we shall see if she's down.

Oh, and she's not a Cyclops/Scylla/Monster, so that is pretty kewl too.

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

Hung out with a chick from work, made out a bit. Got pretty buzzed off Merlot and Mikes Hard mixed drinks. Not my usual go to beverages, but it worked out.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

This guy just started talking to me and then saying I need more revealing profile pictures and shit. I pointed out I'm straight and his profile says he's straight...did't stop. Is this what it's like for women when guys hit on them?

Just wait until he starts asking for nudes and offers to buy you a Fleshlight as a bribe/payment

 

[waif]

He tried to lure me into a threesome with his girlfriend. As if he's not gonna try to put his dick up my butt.

I'd totally do nudes for a fleshlight, though.

 

[Dak]

 

[Eligos]

He tried to lure me into a threesome with his girlfriend. As if he's not gonna try to put his dick up my butt.

I'd totally do nudes for a fleshlight, though.

If you and a partner were interested in inviting someone into a threesome, how do you think you'd go about it?

Buttsex aside.

 

[waif]

If I'm approaching a straight dude trying to get him to bang my girlfriend, I'd probably lead with the girlfriend. It was literally the last thing he said to me.

 

[CF87]

I've been hit on by other guys before. I've never had any desire to sleep with a guy. It does not bother me at all. I don't really care.

 

[The Butt]

I'd totally do a threesome, but only MFF, not MMF

 

[SentinelSlain]

It's just more, hmm, you are not a potential mate, what are you.... obergene, african snail, possum... no male homosexual that I would go through if some butch lesbian spoke to me. Meh, you do not excite my sexuality, so eh.

 

[Eligos]

I'd totally do a threesome, but only MFF, not MMF

I'd totally have sex with a woman, but only in missionary, not any of that Sodom and Gomorrah shit.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I don't know if I could live with a woman who would never do anal or let me play with her feet, or give me a blowjob.

 

[The Ozzman]

I've only done anal once. The only reason women won't let me do anal is because my cock is really thick.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

I'd totally do a threesome, but only MFF, not MMF

Honestly I'd do either one as long as there's no male on male contact. Accidental or casual contact...whatever, focus is still on the female.

EDIT: And by contact I don't mean accidentally getting fucked in the ass. That's...um, not really what's supposed to happen

 

[waif]

Anal is pretty overrated if you're the dude. It's like normal sex, except you have to be really careful and it smells bad.

I would do MMF. Not interested in guy-on-guy. Obviously MFF is the dream.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I kind of don't like discussing this stuff because nowadays I see the internet less as an anonymous thing for fun and more of some shitty eternal record of one's nature, for the counter- subversives to keep in stone for eternity.